your momma is so old, she has heart problems

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clown penis dot fart? dangle pussy

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Three jewish men are standing in at a bar. Its getting late and the bartender tells the three men its time to go home. As they walk out to the street, the bartender asks if they will be needing a ride home. Of course these three men had a few drinks, but did not live too far down the road, so they decided to walk. They pass the first mans house and he goes in to see his wife and three kids. They walk past the second mans house and he goes in to see his fiance leaving only one man left. He gets to his house, unlocks the door and goes inside only to find a note on the counter. He gets onto his computor and see that he forgot his wallet at the bar. He goes downstairs and walks out the door only to find himself falling into a giant pit. After falling for a while he starts thinking about his life. Then he remebered that he wasnt jewish.

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whats red white and blue? i dont know

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What's the difference between Stevie Wonder and Kevin Bacon? There's none. Neither of them is a taxi driver.

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but there is a road to the super market

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Roses are white Violets are white I did it in the garden

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What do you call someone that hates gay people? An asshole.

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Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere

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Whats worse then your penis in your mouth? Your mom in your penis.

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Why the worker did not come to work? Because he died!

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How do you estimate the number of jippos in an area? Take the dole's numbers from that area and measure how far away they are from the nearest council landfill site.

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How do you get a blonde to drown herself? Isolate her in an aqueous environment

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what did the man say to the other man? hi

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I'm not wearing underwear Why not Cause I have built in underwear

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My sister has to take a dump

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What do you call a black lifeguard? Ironic.

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What's 1+1? 4.

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guess what Beethoven is doing right now. de-composing

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Why was poor justin killed His mother kicked him into a pool of blood-thirsty aligators.

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what's hard and pink going in a soft and wet coming out Gum

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whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff.

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What did the apple tree say to the farmer? Well! since trees nor apples have the ability to talk I would say the apple tree said nothing. And if the farmer thinks it did say something he should visit the doctors to check his hearing. The End.

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Q: Why did the little boy cry? please answer this question in the form of a 2 page essay and back up your answer from personal experiences, your readings or any other outside sources.

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