- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is brennan goldade such a loser? Cause he likes men

Why do you never hit a black man with your car? Because that's vehicular homicide.

What do you call a black guy that sings? A singer.

Why did the boy stop playing nintendo 64? He choked on a red M and M and struggled for air until he fell lifelessly on the floor, landing on his pet mole, furthermore, dying and killing the animal as well. It was loose loose situation.

why was six afraid of seven? cause seven raped and pillaged eight's family.

What happened to the kid who slept on a roof? He died

How do you make a kids fall off a swing? Throw an axe at them

One Big Ass Mistake America

Why do black people love watermelon? It's simply delicious.

How do I recover from my Pokémon addiction? Catch 'em All!

How did Hitler like his steaks? He didn't like steaks, he was a vegetarian.

what's long, skin colored, erect, and limp? a finger.

what is red and looks like blue paint? red paint.

how do you make a blonde laugh on friday tell her shes a blonde on monday

Your feet are so big your gonna need bigger shoes.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd probably put all the labials, coronals and dorsals in separate places sorted into plosives, nasals and fricatives, with the vowels at the beginning sorted by their relative IPA chartings, to make it more logical and easily attainable to foreigners.

Knock knock Come in!

What's worse than Bin Weevils? Nick Clegg.

why do sausage rolls taste of sausage and not roll? Seriously -_- what?

why did the chicken cross the road? it didn't it got hit by a bus.

How can you tell if your wife is dead? She no longer has a pulse.

Why is the dinosaur yellow? He's not.

... and so the rabbi says "Don't worry. It was a kosher pickle anyway."

A black man, an Asian, a Jew, and an American all jump off a building. Unfortunately, they all died on impact and their families will mourn for years to come.

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