Two oranges walking down the street, one says to the other, "Where do you live?". The other replies "I'm not telling you, you'll steel my washing"

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Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Knock knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? I was eating an orange in the park last week when I saw four men brutally murdered before my very eyes.

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who has no significant other or personal life? who ever is on anti-joke.com

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Why did the 1,000 pound woman start crying? Because her son got hit by a car.

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a guy is driving home his wife calls him and she say's be careful there is a lunatic driving on the wrong side of the road towards traffic he then reply saying they all are

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What did the man say to the other man? I am unsure of what he said, but it seemed like a pretty nice conversation until one of the men got hit by a elephant.

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Knock knock? Who's there? The WNBA. LOL

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra but like he actually did not a bar a womens breats.

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Knock Knock Who's There? No One You're Crazy

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What do you call a red sore on your genitals? Herpes, probably.

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Why the worker did not come to work? Because he died!

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A man is walking on a beach when he finds a golden lamp. He rubs it and a genie comes out. The genie tells the man he will grant three wishes. The man wastes his wishes on material goods that do not bring him happiness.

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What do you call Morgan Freeman on a bad day? Samuel L. Jackson.

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A man has 72 cookies, he eats 64 of them. What does he have left? Diabetes.

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If you have alzeimers, wait, never mind i forget.

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A man and a woman are in bed together and really want to do something, what is that something? Sleep.

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Q: why did the black man cry when he went to bed? A: he had just had a visit from the police and apparently his family had been tragically killed in a car accident.

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Why is Joe white? Because he's white.

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How do you know a dude is dead? He doesn't breath, he has no color in the face and his heart has stoped.

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Yo mommas so stupid, she got raped.

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Womens rights

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Did you hear about the black guy who went to college? Neither have i

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go go gadget

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Your mama is so....well we've been friends since childhood and I know your mother passed away recently. So, as to refrain from being an insensitive jerk to a good friend. I will tell this joke to someone with a mother who is fat, dumb, lazy, ugly, or has a combination of these traits. Or has none of these and happens to be a nice lady with a son/daughter who just enjoys a good mama joke.

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