How many babies does it take to paint a house? Depends on how hard you throw them.

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whats the oposite from anti-jokes? uncle-jokes. LOL

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Knock-knock. Who's there? Interrupting Cow. I'm calling the police.

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Why did the blind man drown? Because he couldn't swim.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have genital warts Now you do too

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Listen I know you're a cat and I'm a cat but I know we can be friends

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What did little Robbie get for Christmas? AIDS

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A man walks into a bar, he then falls unconscious and driven safely to the hospital.

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I love you.

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"And i look to myself what the hell happened to our world..."

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okay.....

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What's the most wonderful time of the year? When your wife dies.

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What do you call a kid with no arms annd legs? Names

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Q: Why did little Johnny not like little Suzie? A: He was a homosexual.

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What gets louder as it gets smaller? A baby in a trash compactor.

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What did the Canadian Goose say to the Snow Goose? You're white.

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A father gives some golf balls to his son on his son's birthday. The son then goes into the woods with the golf balls, and then comes out without the golf balls. "What did you do with the golf balls?" asks the father. The son says nothing. On Christmas the father gives his son more golf balls, and the son does the same thing. He goes into the woods with them, and leaves without them. Again the father asks what he did with the golf balls, and the son says nothing. This happens for many holidays to come, until the son gets hit by a bus. In the ambulence, the father asks; "One last question ,what did you do with the golf balls?" The son dies

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Three blind men walk into a bar but they were unaware of their surroundings so to derive humour from them would be exploitative.

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What do you say to a blind buss driver? You suck

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Whats Funnier than 24?........ 25

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Kim Kardashian's Marriage.

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What happened to Alice? She fell down a big hole and broke her neck.

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a black father

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Nicholas Cage

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Anti Joke

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