Q. What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A. "Where's my tractor?"

What's funnier than 24? 25.

roses are red violets are blue kiss my ass you god damb goe..

"hey those pancakes look pretty good." "thats a cat steve."

What do you call a midget sitting in a tree? Jim, because that's his name.

Why didn't the man show up for work on Monday? He gets Mondays off.

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What do you say to the man with lopsided balls? I am terribly sorry, your condition has most certainly left you socially alienated and confused.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Who the hell named a blue flower "violet"?

A blonde walks into a store and asks for the microwave behind the counter. The man behind the register promptly hands her the microwave and charges her $435 for it, which is utterly ridiculous.

Why didn't the baby drive the car? Because its a baby.

Why did the cancerous elephant cross the road? it said WALK.

Jessica walks into a bar jokes jessica cant walk

what is poop in pee? bagel thins? tuesday.

Pencils are yellow, Grass is green OK

What did Goldilocks say to the three bears? She asked them how bears make porridge without opposable thumbs.

How did the guy with aids die? He died of aids

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What did the man say to his wife before they went to bed? Goodnight.

If you can dodge a traffic, that probably has little or no relation to how well you can dodge a ball.

How do you kill a down-syndrome kid? fire.

Your Mama is so poor. I begin to worry about you and your familys' finacial situation.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

What did the homeless man get for christmas? Nothing

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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