So there's this bigass moose, and it goes in the store and it asks the lady bitch "where the potatoes at" and the lady bitch says "down aisle 5" so the moose goes down to isle 5 and there aint no potatoes.

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What is worse than falling into a pit of needles? being lit on fire and then falling into a pit of needles I imagine

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One day, a mother was talking with her three daughters. "Mommy," the first one asked, "Why did you name me Daisy?" "Because when we took you home, a daisy fell on your head." "Mommy," the second one said, "Why did you name me Rose?" "Because when we took you home, a rose fell on your head." ..."MMMBBWWAAAAAGGGHH!" the third daughter cried. She was born with severe cognitive damage and is incapable of coherent speech.

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What happened to Liam? He died because of an infected scrotum.

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What's worse then a dead baby? a dead baby in a blender

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What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They're all gone!

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I'm gonna say something that is going to blow you(away). My Rape Dungeon has carpet.

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why were there moans coming from the sandusky household Mike sandusky, was having sex with his beutiful wife, maria meanwhile Mike's cousin, jerry was sitting in a jail cell

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what do you call a jewish ladies boob? a joob

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What did the fat man get for his birthday? diabetes

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You mamma's so fat that even Dora can't explore her!

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When is a joke funny? When you read it.

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How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? Just one.

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What is green and has wheels? Grass, i was lying about the wheels

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why did the mexican slave have cuts and bruises all over her. She fell off her skateboard... Another joke by rangler. thumbs up for more.

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Whats worse than one pregnancy scare... two pregnancy scares...whats worse than two pregnancy scares? being forced to having consensual sex with a grizzly bear.

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the awkward moment when Rick Astley gives you up

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your matriarchal component is so overweight that her body mass index is over the desired level for her height and age

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Your mom is so fat that it's becoming a serious health concern...

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what do a dog and tree have in common? nobody cares when they die

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How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

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A man walks into a bar and says ouch, as he stubbed his foot when he became fully enclosed in the tavern.

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Q. WHAT IS SPECIAL ABOUT GEORGE BUSH? A. NOTHING

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Ben is gay

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