Why did the plane full of Arabs crash? One of The engines failed

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What's the difference between a mouse and a dinosaur? A lot.

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Why could the black man not fall asleep? The gunshots outside his home in Compton constantly awoke him

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What did the kettle say to the pot? Nothing, inanimate objects can't talk.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms or legs. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Suzie.

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Why wasn't the child breastfed? Because it's mother died while in the process of giving birth and the father does not have the necessary mammary glands to produce human milk for the young child.

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What did the cheese say to his friend, who was also a cheese, before the cheese took a picture? ''Cheese''.

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a man walks into a bar.......ouch

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Your mum is dead

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Why are mexicans such hard workers? I don't know.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I own a lawn mower Can you swim?

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A man is talking to his friend at work. The man asks his friend, "Did you see the game last night?" Then a plane crashes into the building and we call it 911

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Knock Knock. Go away!

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Q: What's black and white and red all over? - - - A: Nothing. If it is red all over, then it is not black and white.

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why did i go on the rollercoaster? because there was a muffin on it

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What's the difference between a white person and a chair? -The chair isn't a complete douche.

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What was the hardest part about the orphanage burning down? My cock.

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What break when you talk?

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Knock knock Who's there? FBI

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why did the bananan explode? it was a grenade

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What does D.N.A. stand for? Deoxyribonucleic Acid

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Two business men, a priest and three boys are on a plane which is going down. There are only three parachutes. One business man says that they should allow the children to have the parachutes as they have long lives ahead of them. The other business man says screw the children. The priest looks up at the second business man. After a short but heated argument they all agree to let the children have the parachutes. The three children then proceed to jump out of the plane with the parachutes. The two business men and the priest watch as they descend upon the earth. The plane then crashes into a mountain, killing the business men and the priest. Once the boys were safely on land they went back to their daily lives in their individual homes. Turns out a serial killer had escaped from prison, all three children were found dead the next morning, the cause of death of course being that each had contracted some form of a sexually transmitted disease from the priest.

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What did the drug addict get for Christmas? He got hepatitis, fired from his job, and nothing from his family because their relationship was badly damaged by his addiction.

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jordan HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHH

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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