- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The IRS

when geese fly in a v formation, why is one side always longer then the other? cause there are more geese on one side

Why Did the throw up He was sick

Roses are red Violets are blue Today is your birthday So happy birthday

Blonde hair is the result of having two recessive alleles for hair color in your genotype. There is no correlation between hair color and intelligence.

What do an apple and a banana have in common? They are both not cookies

Roses are red, violets are blue; So go in bed, where I'll join you...

the awkward moment when Rick Astley gives you up

What did batman say to robin before they got in the car Get in the car

What's big, grey and can't swim? A castle

Why did the girl's cat fall from the ceiling? Because she didn't use enough tape.

What's the difference between a black man and water? All black men have water in them, but not all water has a black man in it.

Q:How do you turn off a Jewish Lamp? A: You press the Auschwitz.

^that joke's not funny

Two muffings are in an oven. One leans towards the other due to rising of the batter and says nothing. The other cupcake, unable to yield the cognitive process to speak utters nothing and cooks to an internal temperature of 175 C.

What do you call a black Arnold Schwarzenegger? Arnold Schwarzenegger.

Knock knock Who's there? The police, we know you've been pirating movies.

What is one thing you can't buy at the store? Toast

Girls go to college to get more knowledge. Boys go to Jupiter because they have an in depth understanding of astrophysics and interstellar travel.

There is a car full of black people.

A priest, a rabbi, and an atheist walk into a bar. They sit down and have a calm discussion about the differences in their beliefs.

I tried to post an unfunny punch-line-less joke on anti-joke. It worked and I got tons of emotional affirmation from it and stuff, so thanks.

Why couldn't Maria play Softball? She was born without legs.

What did a cat said to another cat? Nothing because cata dont talk.

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