Whats black, white, and read all over? Micheal Jackson reading a book while painting himself red.

What does Chuck Norris do when he breaks his legs? he calls a doctor.

safety framed toilets like bbw (big black women)

Wanna hear a funny story? Sure Ok.

A Starfish walks into a bar. He sits down next to a man with a concussion. Q: What did the man say? A: Nothing because he was in a concussion and was no longer able to say words.

Knock Knock! Who's there? No-one No-one who? .......

what's the difference between a babie and a watermelon. one's fun to hit with a hammer. . . ht other ones a watermelon.

The procrastinators association meeting has been postponed. - Anonymous

Q:What did a young Arnold Schwarzenegger say when his friends wanted to play a game pretending to be 18th century composers? A: "I'll be Mozart!"

Nice legs, what time do they open the free bar, I'd like to by you a drink.

What is the difference between a Mac user and a PC user? The operating system that they prefer to use.

Do you know what's funnier than 24? 25

i feel bad for black people (even though u can't consider them people)

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Indeed.

what do you call 4 terrorists going off a cliff in a car? A waist because you can fit 2 more in the trunk.

a Mexican and a black guy were sitting in the back of a car, who is driving? -- a cop

What's worse than a dead baby? A dead puppy.

A blond is stranded on a desert island when she finds a magic lamp. Except it's actually a rock and she is hallucinating due to dehydration and starvation.

A person with OCD walked into a abr.

Why did the kids stop playing tag? Because the boy was "it" was kidnapped and never seen again

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd probably put all the labials, coronals and dorsals in separate places sorted into plosives, nasals and fricatives, with the vowels at the beginning sorted by their relative IPA chartings, to make it more logical and easily attainable to foreigners.

im black

. Deez nuts Ok

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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