How do you know if you've been drinking too much? You find yourself in a closet screaming, "I'm in Narnia!!!"

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Why did the penguin cross the road? Chicken

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A fat man buys a salad

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When does the Trogdor come? In the Niiiiighhhttttt.

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Did you hear the Joke about the Deaf kid? Neither did he.

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when does the phrase "time heals all wounds" not apply? to people with fatal wounds.

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you are so ugly you continuously get made fun of for it everyday and already have a savings account for plastic surgery in the near future.

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Why did the cow lay down? Because he was tired

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What do I smell like to you?? Crap.

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Some people are like Slinkies: they get really boring after a while.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? the wnba

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i like my women how i like my coffee ....i dont like coffee

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This joke isnt funny.

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a Mexican and a black guy were sitting in the back of a car, who is driving? -- a cop

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What do you call a letter sent up the chimney on Christmas Eve? Black mail !

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Jack Oliver has a Bowl.

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...and I'm a Mormon.

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What do you call a pickle that is sad? A pickle!????

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What's the opposite of Them Cox? Deez Nuts

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Q: Why is winter the best season? A: It eliminates the homeless.

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Yo Mama is so fat cuz.. She has accumulated Obesity and needs your help to be rehabilitated due to the fact that she is at a high risk of heart attack, cancer, type 2 diabetes, and Etc. Try to motivate her to decrease food intake and increase physical activity. Thankyou

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Lets make like trees and stand still

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Two men walked into a bar, the third followed close behind.

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you are gay

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