why did the cow jump over the moon because it was on a high dose of lsd

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Q.Why was 6 crying? A.Because 7,8,9

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Gifted Education classes learning social studies curriculum.

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safety framed toilets like bbw (big black women)

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what did the man with no legs get for Christmas? A piano

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Sam: Knock knock? You: Who's there? Sam: Sammy Sosa. You: Hi, Sammy Sosa. Sam: Hi.

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What did the mother say to her baby? These little piggies taste good!

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You know what helps with sholder pain? If you lick my butthole.

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how does peploe get around they walk

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1 + 1 = 11 Just kidding, it's 2 you moron.

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What does a ghost get when he watches pornography? A boner

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What do you call a black kid on a bike ? Dirt bike

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Why aren't Anti Jokes funny? Cuz they're against my religion.

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3 men- Greg-Allen-And James were on their way back from the bar. When the driver, Greg spun out of control. All of them died Instantly. Once they got to heaven, Jesus told them. " The better you were with Relationships, And loving just one person. The better Transportation you got." He bagan handing things out. " Well, Greg. Looks like you cheated on your most recent Girlfriend... Twice. You get a Bike." Next was Allen " Allen! Shame on you! You have dated 4 women at once! You get a Scooter!" And last was James. " James! You have stayed true to your wife! And all of your other ex- girlfriends. You get a Mustang!" Allen and Greg seen james, Sitting on his car, Upset. "Man! Whats wrong? You have the best thing you could get! I'd be happy!" James looks up and says " Thanks guys, But I just seen my Wife on A skateboard.."

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roses are red violetes are blue you need to shut up or I will kill you

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Did you hear the one about the blonde who went to the grocery store? She walked in, purchased the items that she specified on her shopping list, then left and went to her daughter's piano recital.

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What do you call a gay, black, Muslim physician? Doctor.

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What's funnier than a pile of dead babies? One crawling out of the bottom licking its lips.

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Why can't Michael Jackson play Chess? Because he's dead.

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What did Jesus say to Moses? Jesus doesn't exist. Moses replied, "Do you think I'm stupid, you're standing right next to me!"

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How do you know if you've been drinking too much? You find yourself in a closet screaming, "I'm in Narnia!!!"

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What do you call a file named pedo? A. Pedobear B. Toast C. Pedofile

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Knock knock Violets are blue Helen Keller The Holocaust.

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kennah campion... being nice

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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