what's brown and sticky? a stick.

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What do you call a school bus full of white kids? A school bus.

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what was the dying mans last words? im dying

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How do racist jokes start? Generally with a racially insensitive stereotype.

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Whats worse than having no mother? Having no mother and father, enabling you to have to support a family at the age of 12, using the allowance that your parents are supposed to give you once a week.

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lololololololololol

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A mexican goes to an ATM.

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Dear John,

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What's the differance between a pile of leaves and a pile of dead babies? There isn't a pile of leaves burning in my backyard.

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Hey, I want to because you are really sweet and deserve it, and damn you are hot, but thats secondary in your case, in every case actually, otherwise I would just be doing it with meat whose soul and thoughts I hate/dislike/detest/etc, and that is not who I am. Once huh? I mean I said night/day/shower/breakfast table... Not so sure I can last for that long with a girl as hot and sweet as you for that long. Kidding, hey, best friend huh? Wow, I mean that`s really sweet, and you are really a special friend to me, but uh, to be honest, best friend? I barely know you... I hate this part of myself, I am blunt with that honesty thing, I may just have insulted you, but you know, I also need to be able to live with myself If I am going to enjoy life.

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What if Chuck Norris got shot by a bullet? The most interesting man in the world would save him.

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I remember my first "I remember my first-" joke

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Knock Knock Whos there? Its dad mom died....

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You tell your mom she's a bitch and she later commits suicide by shooting herself in the head . Now, what's the only thing ductape can't fix? Your moms skull.

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A man and his wife are walking home from a lovely evening at the movies when suddenly a masked man jumps from the bushes demanding a pad and pen, his mother just got a new phone number and he suffers from short term memory loss.

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dinosours eat beagles and then unicorns eat norwalls then th shiny squarles eat you then unvirse inploads

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when geese fly in a v formation, why is one side always longer then the other? cause there are more geese on one side

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Why Did the throw up He was sick

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Roses are red Violets are blue Today is your birthday So happy birthday

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Blonde hair is the result of having two recessive alleles for hair color in your genotype. There is no correlation between hair color and intelligence.

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What do an apple and a banana have in common? They are both not cookies

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Roses are red, violets are blue; So go in bed, where I'll join you...

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the awkward moment when Rick Astley gives you up

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Anti Joke

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