drugs.

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Wanna hear a joke the WNBA

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Why can't Ray Charles read? Because he's black.

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So what happened after 911?? What do you think?

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There's a American, Mexican, and a Canadian stranded in the desert. They couldn't find any food, water, and shelter. They were all really hungry and thirsty. Later that day the Mexican dies from a very bad infection on his neck.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Your worst nightmare!! Ohh.... Do come in it's raining outside.

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Roses are rde, violets are bule, I am dyslexic, how about you?

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Fruitcake

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A black guy walks in to a bar.

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How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Wanna go for a bike ride??

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your mother's head is so big that she wears very big hats.

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Why doesn't Santa come in the Summer? Because it's not Christmas.

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She didn't have any arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sarah.

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what is poop in pee? bagel thins? tuesday.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Africa is great, you should get raped

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Noah is Smart.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Shes dead.

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Knock Knock Who's There? Just open the damn door I forgot my key and I really need to pee

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Roses are red, stones are gray, this poem is obvious, YOU DONT SAY??

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Baseball

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One time i ate a sandwich it was good

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what do you call a black priest? holy shit!

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I LIKE TURLES.

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What do you call a man who just died 5 minutes ago? Dead.

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