Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven had a raging hard-on and was leering at him.

What is the difference between a baby and a tampoline? You take off your shoes before you jump on a trampoline.

What do you call a black guy with Alzheimer's? TO GET TO THE OTHER SIDE

A Horse walks into a bar. Bartender:why the long face? Horse:I have terminal cancer.

A kid with no arms or legs is stuck in the desert. Sucks to be him.

Why did somebody text "lol"? Because they laughed out loud.

How did the jew reply to the racist comment? Judaism is not a race, it's a religion.

how did the chicken cross the road. it didnt.

the iPod hand is such a great deal It's only seven ninety-nine..........................................ninety nine for one hundredth of a dinosaur wait a minute...

Knock knock! Who's there? Your neighbor My neighbor who? I already told you, it's pronounced "Wu". I'm very sorry, Mr. Wu

What do you call a fat Mexican? Whatever his name is.

Im getting sick of holocaust jokes cant you Nazi Annefrankly they are dumb

What do you call a Jewish lawyer, who is happily married to a woman, but goes and sees a man on the side? A gay Jewish lawyer who cheats on his fake wife.

A man with a ski mask on enters a bank, he just came back from the slopes.

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What is the difference between a bench and a mexican? the bench is an object

I got a joke. What did the Platypus say to the Policeman?" "What a ridiculous question, Platypus's can't talk.

I've got the moobs like jagger.

*Knock-Knock* "Who's there?" "The police, you're under arrest for the murder of your wife and your two children."

whats worse then getting raped by a giant scorpion? getting raped by 2 giant scorpions!!!!!

OH NO, ZOMBIES!!!!!!!!!!

newt gingrich

Why did the kids stop playing tag? Because the boy was "it" was kidnapped and never seen again

Robin, get in the car.

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