- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Robin, get in the car.

What's green and has wheels? Grass...I was just lying about the wheels.

This is not Will Smith.

Why did little Timmy get absolutely nothing for Christmas? He is Jewish.

I am funny, yes? No, you are not.

-What do you get when you graph the division of x by the square root of 69? - I don't know, what? -I was asking you, as my family's low economic status hinders my ability to buy a graphing calculator.

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A dying homeless man walks into a Hospital. He is asked to leave because he doesn't have health insurance. He dies in a gutter next to where he shits.

why did Louisa go black and never go back? She got hit by a truck

Three men are walking down the street to buy groceries. They then take a left and continue walking towards the store.

What's big and black? A black fridge.

What's the difference between a black man with a pie and an asian with an apple. They're of different ethnicitiesand cultures, and are holding different foods.

Why could the black man not fall asleep? The gunshots outside his home in Compton constantly awoke him

What did the kettle say to the pot? Nothing, inanimate objects can't talk.

Why wasn't the child breastfed? Because it's mother died while in the process of giving birth and the father does not have the necessary mammary glands to produce human milk for the young child.

What's the difference between a mouse and a dinosaur? A lot.

Why did the plane full of Arabs crash? One of The engines failed

What did the cheese say to his friend, who was also a cheese, before the cheese took a picture? ''Cheese''.

Why did the horse fall over? Because I shot it

Whats worse than a dead dog? 5 dead babies and a dead dog...

Why are mexicans such hard workers? I don't know.

a man walks into a bar.......ouch

Roses are red Violets are blue I own a lawn mower Can you swim?

A man is talking to his friend at work. The man asks his friend, "Did you see the game last night?" Then a plane crashes into the building and we call it 911

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