The awkward moment when you notice its 2012 and we're all gonna die, so you buy and elephant and name him John.

What is the difference between a man and a woman? Genitals

why did the bananan explode? it was a grenade

Roses are red Violets are red Grass is red Oh my gosh, my yard is on fire!!!

Why did little Timmy get absolutely nothing for Christmas? He is Jewish.

Whats worse then a Republican? 9/11.

Gadaffi

How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? With teamwork and coordination, each could place one foot on the seat, and they can all stand up using each other for balance and support. The fact that they are gay in unimportant.

Dumbledore: Yo mamma's so fat --- her Patronus is a cake! Voldemort: ...bitch!

yo mama's so fat, her medical weight chart is much steeper than those of most women her age

Wy do boys like big butts ? Cause it goes in easy :.:

why did the chicken cross the road? its a chicken so it will wonder when not properly fenced in

Baseball

What do you call a pickle that is sad? A pickle!????

Why did the black guy walk into the supermarket and buy 100 bananas? Because he works at the zoo you racist!

Covietz has a large penis

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple, your dad having sex with your girlfriend

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Cripling social anxiety.

if u dislike this u r most likely depressed

What do you call a brunette between two blonds? Probably their friend. How should I know?

Q: Why did Rapunzel fall out of the tower? A: Because she was a dumb bitch.

Bing

666

your family is so poor that you require healthcare to recieve money

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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