What's funnier than 24? 25.

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I HATE EVERYTHING OMG PEOPLE SUCK BOYS SUCK IM TAKING MY RAGE OUT ON THE INTERNET FDJKNDLKXC

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The husbant is back from work. He opens the door of closet and finds... Narnia.

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Why did the orange put on the sun block? Because it was afraid of turning into a TAN-gerine!

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An Irishman walks into a bar and orders a Coke.

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A murderer takes you hostage. He lists three ways that you will die, but he lets you choose your death: 1. A bullet in your head. 2. A knife in your heart. 3. A lethal injection. What do you choose? It doesn't matter. You're dead.

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There was 3 women, a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. I don't know the rest of the story but the ending was when they guy came all over their faces.

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If you have two berries in one hand, and three in the other, what do you get when you put them together? Five.

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jacobs 1inch gets matt. t in 4 seconds

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Q. Why did the koala bear go to court? A. Because too many people were referring to it as a bear when it is infact not a bear.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? I have a door you don't have to say, knock knock.

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What did Mambo say to Jumbo? Nothing. Because they weren't friends.

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A child is in the grocery checkout with their parents. It sees the candy display and asks for a pack of Reese's. When the parents do not grant the child's request, they begin to scream and cry. When they arrive home, the child is beaten with a copper rod. The new puppy that the child got for a birthday present is hanged and fed to buzzards.

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An underaged man walks into a bar. He orders a beer, but the bartender says we don't serve minors. The boy then rushes out if the bar for fear of being caught.

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What makes the turtle move? It's legs.

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What did the Jewish man get for Christmas? Nothing. He is Jewish, therefore he does not celebrate Christmas, he celebrates Hanukkah. So he won't get a present for Christmas, he will get eight presents for Hanukkah. (He'll like getting a good deal).

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I have read and agree to terms of service.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because-- ??????????????????????????????? ??????????????????????????????? ??????????????????????????????? ??????????????????????????????? ??????????????????????????????? ??????????????????????????????? ??????????????????? ??????????? ??????????????????????????????? ??????????????????????????????? ??????????????????????????????? ??????????????????????????????? ??????????????????????????????? ??????????????????????????????? ??????????????????????????????? ??????????????????????????????? ???????????????????????????????

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how do you kill a blonde? -a gun, knife or any other lethal object

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Why did the cow go moo, because its a cow

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What's the difference between a blonde and a brunette? The pigmentation of their hair follicles.

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Q. What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A. "Where's my tractor?"

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"hey those pancakes look pretty good." "thats a cat steve."

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roses are red violets are blue kiss my ass you god damb goe..

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