- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Time flies like a banana.

what did the robot say to the centipede. Stop being a centipede!!!! Its funny because robots have arms.

Covietz has a large penis

Why did the bunny eat his food

What's the leading cause of pedophilia? Sexy kids.

why can't Helen Keller drive? because she's a women

My dad beats my mom At checkers

Morgan Freeman walks into a bar. Everyone is pleasantly surprised they are in the presence of a celebrity.

What do you get when you mate an elephant with a rhino? Not much of anything except inter-species animal sex, considering the fact that the two do not share enough genetic material to create any sort of offspring.

what do you call a dog? it doesn't matter what you call it, its not coming

Jim fell of his bike, wanna know how. Someone threw a car at him. Knock knock, who's there, not Jim

why did the little old lady die? she was mugged then shot in the head 5 times.

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Cause 7 is black.

Knock knock Who's there Heyyyy mackane!! ;)

Do you know what Chuck Norris does for a living? He's an actor, I also heard he's quite good with martial arts.

women's rights

Why wasn't Pat able to get an erection? Because Pat is a girl.

if u dislike this u r most likely depressed

Have you ever seen Helen Keller's house? No. Well it's really nice.

How many babies does it take to paint a house? Depends on how hard you throw them.

whats the oposite from anti-jokes? uncle-jokes. LOL

Two muffins are in the oven, one looks at the other and says, "it sure is hot in here." The other responds, "AAhHH a TALKING MUFFIN."

Knock-knock. Who's there? Interrupting Cow. I'm calling the police.

Why did the blind man drown? Because he couldn't swim.

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