A cat fell out of a really tall tree. It didn't land on its feet.

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What's the only part of a vegetable that you can't eat??? His wheelchair

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whats small, black, and crispy? a baby in a drier

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If you have alzeimers, wait, never mind i forget.

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What do you call a Mexican who steals a car? A criminal.

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roses are blue violets are red I am dyslexic and possibly a Jew EJ

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When life gives you melons, you know you're dyslexic.

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A man walks into a bar. He buys a drink and then goes home and beats his wife.

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What did the man say to his wife? Go make me a sandwich!

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Why did the passenger plane crash? Well, if not mechanical failure or human error, probably because a bomb was detonated onboard.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Hodor

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How do you confuse a blond? Ask her to solve ( [3x - 3x^2 +1]^744 ) x ( [- 3x + 3x^2 +1]^745 )

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go go gadget

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What did the mouse say to the elephant? Squeak.

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Your mama is so....well we've been friends since childhood and I know your mother passed away recently. So, as to refrain from being an insensitive jerk to a good friend. I will tell this joke to someone with a mother who is fat, dumb, lazy, ugly, or has a combination of these traits. Or has none of these and happens to be a nice lady with a son/daughter who just enjoys a good mama joke.

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wat do call a joke thats funny a funny joke

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Why did the women keep scratching her head? Because she had lice

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So a Jew, a black guy, and a Mexican all walk into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey guys, what would you like?" They all get beer.

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what do you call someone that is dying of malaria? someone that should consider visiting a doctor.

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How do you have sex with an amputee? stick it in the eyes

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Women's Golf

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What's the worst thing about being homeless? Not having a home.

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What's funny about suicide? Nothing, that's horrible.

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Chocolate Bananas with Brocclie.wom

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