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Why couldn't the boy see the pirate movie? He was blind.

Q. Why did the black man get sent to prison? A. Because he was falsely accused of murder.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, WTF is this, i gotta take a piss.

Knock knock. Who's there? We are members of the church of Jesus Christ of latter day saints.

Roses are red Violets are blue And so does your mom…

what was the dying mans last words? im dying

Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Good. The food I placed in the refrigerator a few hours ago will now be cold.

What do you call 2 black men sitting on a porch? Craig and Smokey

Why did the Jewish man kill his wife? Who cares.

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S.O.P.A

What do you call "Bob the Builder" when he retires Bob

Dan O'Driscoll

Why couldn't the girl charge her phone? The charger wasn't plugged in.

A prostitute has sex with a man. She gave him herpes.

I remember my first "I remember my first-" joke

Why did the monkey fall from the tree? Gravity

An Arab walks into a bar. He then blows up the bar.

Why is he called Donald Trump? Because he trumps a lot...

why are their no mexicans in hell they all jumped the border

Why did Joseph kick the pig in the face? He though it'd be funny.

how do you drown a blonde in a kitty pool? put a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom

what do you call a black person in a electronic store? a customer

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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