- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Saddam Hussein is the father of the mothers of all cultchies.

Women rights.

What's the difference between Lady Gaga and the Bogeyman? Nothing.

whats the hardest part of the vegetable to eat? the wheelchair

A man powers up his computer but then realizes he's in China.

That's as _ as a __ guy. Works with anything, and people do laugh.

why didnt the dog bark? he died in his sleep

A man walks into a bar. Several hours later he staggers out and drives into an oncoming school bus, killing all occupants. He survives to live with the grief for the rest of his life and attempts to commit suicide several times.

Your mom is so dumb that she failed to pass her 11th grade year, forcing her to drop out to get a GED and spend the rest of her life at a dead end job

why did the chicken cross the road Kill yoself

What do Ethiopians do at Christmas ? Starve...

They say under Chuck Norris's beard, is just a chin.

How many Jews can you fit into a car? About 5 or 6. It depends on the size of the car.

Your mama's so fat, that during her last physical checkup, her attending physician informed her that it would be in her best interest to lose some weight before any serious medical conditions arose that would adversely affect her health and well being in a chronic fashion.

A young boy is concerned about his fathers health, due to the fact he may have cancer. Turns out, he doesn't. So they got ice cream.

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

why didnt the deaf man laugh? he was also mute

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Actually a lot because a pizza is a pizza andna Jew is a human.

What did the terrorist have for breakfast? Scrambled eggs and a glass of orange juice.

What is worse then Hitler? Shelly's Cooking.

Why do you never hit a black man with your car? Because that's vehicular homicide.

Why is brennan goldade such a loser? Cause he likes men

Why did the boy stop playing nintendo 64? He choked on a red M and M and struggled for air until he fell lifelessly on the floor, landing on his pet mole, furthermore, dying and killing the animal as well. It was loose loose situation.

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