LOL i just pissed on Hitlers grave! Shoudn't killed the Jews BITCH!

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How many ADD kids dose it take to screw in a light bulb? one; the attention deficit disorder dose not take away the ability too screw in a light bulb.

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What's worse than 10 dead babies in a dumpster? One dead baby in 10 dumpsters.

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Why cant women drive? Actually, they can

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Knock knock. Who's there? Me. ME?!

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why did the 8 year old want a squirt gun? his parents were on fire

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what do you call a martial arts instructor with a medical degree who's name is Richard? Craig... just kidding, Richard

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Person 1) Yo mama's so fat Person 2) My mother died in a horrible car accident last week

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What's funny and arousing? This joke.

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As a wise man once told me... "natives."

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why did the chicken cross the road? because he was being chased.

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A man walks into a bar and says ouch, as he stubbed his foot when he became fully enclosed in the tavern.

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two philosophers stood in silence at the foot of a very large mountain; a mountain not only too high to climb, but also too wide to walk around. So the first philosopher finally speaks: "...so, what do you do for a living?"

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There once was a beautiful princess named Snow White who lived with seven dwarves in the forest. One day, and old hag approached her and offered her an apple. She bit into the apple, chewed, and said,"Wow, that's tasty. Is this a Golden Delicious?" The hag said, "Why yes, it is. I have a private orchard. Perhaps I'll let you see it some time." The two promptly resumed their lives.

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you mother is so stupid that it takes her quite a while to understand jokes

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A man has 72 cookies, he eats 64 of them. What does he have left? Diabetes.

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What's not red? No tomatoes.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? She's a woman.

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Why is one side of a geese formation heading south always longer than the other? It has more geese

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What did Bill go for his birthday? No where someone slashed his tires.

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"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Your landlord, clear out your stuff by tuesday"

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What did Pikachu say to Ghandi? Pika Pika

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What do you call a fish that is missing an eye. fsh.

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whats the difference between a dog and a cat? ones a dog.

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