Q: What can a bench do that a mexican can't? A: Support a family.

Your mother is so ugly that your father no lomger finds her attractive

i hate you.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Its a chicken, giving it the tendencies to wander if not properly fenced in.

Whats black and white, black and white, black and white, black and white, black and white? A Nun falling down stairs

Roses are blue, Roses are red. Give me your money, Or I'll cut off your head.

anti jokes are like dogs They both rhyme with Maths

What do you call a bunch of balck men running down a hill. A bunch of balck men running down a hill.

Why did the bunny eat his food

Knock knock! Who's there? Boo. Oh hey man, you got the meth?

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Cause 7 is black.

There was a blond girl, a redhead, and a brunette. They all walk into a hotel and are granted equally friendly desk service because hair color is not a reliable indicator of intelligence or economic status.

jack shine has boobs

A handicapped man rolls into a bar. He buys a drink, talks for a while, and rolls out.

What's a golfer's favorite sandwich? Well, it depends on the golfer

Why did the man burn his face? He went into a fire. :D

if u dislike this u r most likely depressed

noodles

Why did the Asian man have squinty eyes? He was looking at the sun.

Canada

wuts at the end of the world? nothing the earth is spherical and therefore does not have an end

How do you stop a black man from drowning? Bring him to shore and, if you are certified, perform cpr.

Yo momma's so ugly, when she looked in the mirror she decided to get plastic surgery.

Person 1: Do you like impressions? Person 2: Yes! P1: Why? ... P1: That was Socrates.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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