What did the moose say to the hunter? I don't know, what? Nothing, a moose is an animal therefore it can't say anything.

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What did the man say to his wife? Go make me a sandwich!

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why did the mother beat the young boy? Because he was adopted

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Q: Whats worse then being murdered? A: Nothing

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Mmmm, donuts

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was deaf and blind.

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Q. What is brown and sticky? A. Creosote.

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how do you confuse a brunette? tell a joke about how there are no beaches in florida

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An Irish man, a Scottish man and an English man walk into a bar ... The Irish man's a bit dim, the Scotsman's tight with money and the Englishman's a bit of a racist.

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What's big, and fat? Well, duh an elephant.

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Chocolate Bananas with Brocclie.wom

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What is red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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The little mouse lifted the giant Elephant up so the Elephant could reach the bag of snacks, but then the Elephant said: I cant reach it, you must be tired so lets switch places... Squish: Squish! Elephant: Mouse! Where are you! *looks at "squish" NO! THIS WAS NOT THE WAY THE JOKE WAS SUPPOSED TO BE!!!!!!! Moral: Elephants cant talk...

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What did David say to Goliath? Not sure, does anyone have a Bible?

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What did the man say after falling off the bridge? Nothing. He died a painful and terrible death on impact.

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What do you call a man with three arms and three legs and no nose. A highly unlikely instance that no one would believe is real.

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What do you call a diving-board factory worker threatening to jump off the roof? Names.

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Why was Bill Clinton such a good president? He went to ifreeclub.com

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A fish walks into a bar

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Yo mama so fat that her weight is starting to tear her and your father apart.

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What did the boy say after he hit his head? I just hit my head.

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Herman Cain

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Who wears a forest ranger's hat and carries a can of kerosene? An arsonist who happens to be a forest ranger.

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Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree Perpresher

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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