what's faster than a jet? a speeding bullet. what's faster than a speeding bullet? light.

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What do you call a black man who gets in the car with a drunk woman? An unsafe, yet easily avoidable situation.

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Why did the black man rob the russian guy? He didn't. He was too scared.

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. Deez nuts Ok

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Whats worse than than Holocaust.? Finding two worms in your apple.

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If i was a chicken i would probably not be on this site. But i am, so you can all suck it!!!! BAHHHH i'm a frog EJ

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how do you get a emo kid out of a tree? cut him down get it: because he was depressed and so poor that he couldn't afford a hair cut or new clothes. he also had single mother whose boyfriend sexually abused him so he was confused about his sexuality. Then people just called him "emo" and said he was acting out so they ignored him and he never gave him help when he asked for it because they said he just wanted attention so he killed himself

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A Horse walks into a bar. Everyone dies

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What do u say to a blond when she says what a name. i love u baby i hate u baby.

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A man runs into a bar and warns everyone about the hurricane.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Neither has he.

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Why did the chicken cross the road ? To get to the gay guy's house . Knock knock . Who's there? The chicken.

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Why did the Jew pick up the penny? Because he dropped it

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What do you call "Bob the Builder" when he retires Bob

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What's orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot.

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whats worse than biting into an apple with a worm in it? being raped by justin beiber

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A Jew returns change.

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Why was the man named Thomas? Because that was his name

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Why was the black man wet? He was sprayed by a hose.

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You know what they say about big feet... big penis.

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A white guy drives to Home Depot in order to get supplies for remodeling his kitchen. He notices a few Mexicans standing around outside. He decides to go to to Lowe's instead.

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How many apples fit in a garbage bag? I actually don't know. I was asking you.

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What do you call a young fortune teller who just escaped from jail? A small medium at large.

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A man comes home from the office, walks inside and hangs up his coat and hat at the door. He walks into the kitchen to find his wife has not made dinner instead she is drinking with friends, she tells him that she would have made dinner but she didnt want to. Furious, the man storms to the door, grabs his coat and leaves... He gets in his car and drives down to the pub. Sitting there drinking his beer, trying to calm down he finds a peice of paper tucked into his coat pocket, he unfolds it and reads it. It turns out to be a memo he wrote to remind himself at work that day.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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