A: If a quiz is quizzical, what is a test? B: A test can be many things: 1. A procedure for critical evaluation; a means of determining the presence, quality, or truth of something; a trial: a test of one's eyesight; subjecting a hypothesis to a test; a test of an athlete's endurance. 2. A series of questions, problems, or physical responses designed to determine knowledge, intelligence, or ability. 3. A basis for evaluation or judgment: "A test of democratic government is how Congress and the president work together" (Haynes Johnson). 4. Chemistry a. A physical or chemical change by which a substance may be detected or its properties ascertained. b. A reagent used to cause or promote such a change. c. A positive result obtained. 5. A cupel. A: Oh.

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*Look Down* Nice shoes, wanna F@#k?

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Knock-Knock "Who's there?" "It's the police. We have a search warrant."

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jokes r dumb

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What did the drummer say to other drummer? "Hey, I'm a drummer too."

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Do you like fishsticks? If so you are not a homosexual fish as fishsticks are a frozen food rather than fish genitalia.

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Why doesn't the chicken wear pants? Beacuse its pecker is on its face.

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Why couldn't santa eat cookies and milk at little Jimmy's house? He has diabetes and is unable to stray from a strict diet prescribed by his local doctor.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing chair ? Gravity.

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Knock Knock Good one...

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What do homeless people get for Christmas? Nothing, they are homeless.

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If a quiz is a quizzical what is a test? It is an assessment intended to measure the respondents' knowledge or other abilities.

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What's brown and sticky? A stick.

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What do you call a man who just came home from a 72-hour work shift ? You don't call him, you let him sleep.

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Working hard or hardly working????

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how do you get a cat out of a tree? -call the fire department

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The biggest lie on earth: I have read and agree to the terms of use.

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Why don't rhetorical questions need answers? Because that is what makes them rhetorical.

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What's the difference between The Holocaust and baking pizza? Pizza doesn't scream in the oven.

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Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Good. The food I placed in the refrigerator a few hours ago will now be cold.

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what's faster than a jet? a speeding bullet. what's faster than a speeding bullet? light.

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how do you stop a train? you cant..

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Three guys walk into a club, one is a fat ugly chode face bastard, the second one is a 4 foot 2 cricket champion and the third is a handsome young man.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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