A white guy and a black guy are standing in a room. Which one of them is a murderer? I don't know, there is not enough information given in the question. However, according to Bureau of Justice murder statistics over the last 30 years, the black guy is 7.6 times more likely to be a murderer than a white guy in the United States.

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Yo mama so fat that her weight is starting to tear her and your father apart.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The chicken probably crossed the road because of some sort of impulse or external stimuli (most likely a bug or a worm located on the other side of the road) in which he or she responded to by proceeding to cross the road in order to get to the other side as chickens have a sense of cause to effect in which the effect would be consuming the bug or other living life form.

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What happens when you eat too many breadsticks? You get constipated.

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A women walks out of a kitchen.

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Why did the person play his XBOX 360? because he felt like it.

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the joke below me is not an anti joke

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what's the difference between a lamborghini and you're mother. cars don't scream when you rape them

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Example of a pro gamer: A kid who gets all F's in gradeschool, dosent goto collage, gets fat, dies alone.

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why do black people hate aspirin? Its white, it works, and you have to pick cotton to get to it.

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What do you call a boy with no arms and a hunchback? -names

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penis

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Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Why dont you ask the chicken.

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Why was the black man sad? People were frequently talking and whispering about his dark colouring behind his back. Also he had no legs.

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Potato salad

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Why is the world round? Because oranges are purple.

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Yo mama so fat she died

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Why did the chicken cross the road? What does chicken mean?

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Why did the chicken cross the road it was out of its coop

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A businessman walks out of a store with his new haircut he was bald.

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roses are red, violets are not, this poem makes no sense. Bananas

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Whats 2+2=? ?= CHICKEN

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Why are Jews so tight with there money? They want to be finanically stable and provide a future for their familys.

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Lacrosse

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Anti Joke

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