- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Hitler cross the road? To get to the other side.

Why was the boy un-able to talk He was retarded

Women rights..

An elephant walks into a bar. Except not really, it couldn't fit through the door.

A Mexican and a black person both jump off a bridge, who hits the water first? Neither, as all matter falls at the same rate, regardless of weight, size, or ethnicity.

Knock Knock. Go away!

What is the difference between a bench and a mexican? the bench is an object

minorities

knock,knock who's there? the postman didn't answer as he is deaf

Doctor, Doctor I keep getting pains in the eye when I drink coffee! It's not the coffee, you have a deadly case of ocular melanoma, a form of cancer that affects the eye. You'll be blind within the next 24 hours.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Pizzas don't scream when you put them in the oven.

How did the jew reply to the racist comment? Judaism is not a race, it's a religion.

Why did the pie cross the road? I have no idea, why not ask it?

Roses are red, Violets are PURPLE.

What did the girl with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Raped

Q:How do you make an accountant cry ? A: You kill his whole family

What notes does the tightrope-musician have to worry about? They probably have to concentrate generally harder than the average musician in order to produce any correct, good quality notes.

did you ever see a butter fly?

What happened to the man that never got picked up? He died of a brain aneurysm, the ambulance never came.

An Irishman stays home

what do u call a hobo name Max Max

A catholic priest invited one of Sunday school students to his house one night. They watched a movie and the boy was home before his bedtime.

Two cows are standing in a field One cow says "Mooooo"..... and the other cow says "mooooo" also because they are both cows and cannot speak

Why are mexicans such hard workers? I don't know.

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