Who flexes triceps more than anyone? James

Women

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have schizophrenia, and don't have any friends

What did the white guy the black guy and the Asian all have in common Penises

What do you get when you cross Arsene Wenger with Darth Vader? Arsene Vader

what are three words that are never used together in the same sentence ...... salid taste good

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a pedophile

Giving birth to the antichrist

How do you beat someone in a video game? You win it.

Google Doodles

A black succeeds

What do you call someone who states the obvious? Someone who states the obvious.

what did the noob say to the gamer your a gamer nooob

What do you get when you cross an owl with a bunge cord? My ass!

What happened when the boy didn't forward the chain message to ten people. Nothing.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A Jew is a person who adheres to the Jewish faith and claims a cultural or ancestral connection to the Jewish people, and a pizza is an oven-baked, flat, disc shaped bread usually topped with tomato sauce and mozzarella and then a selection of meats, depending on taste and culture.

Q: Why did Rapunzel fall out of the tower? A: Because she was a dumb bitch.

whats better than a dead baby..... wait..... whats worse than a dead baby...... never mind its not that funny anymore

Men's rights

why did the baby cross the road? it was stapled to the chicken

Why is little Susie crying? Her entire family is dead.

PENIS

what do you call a duck with no legs? a sitting duck

What did the goat say to the dolphin dogs don't lay eggs

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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