- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue This line doesn't rhyme Neither does this one.

A man is walking on a beach when he finds a golden lamp. He rubs it and a genie comes out. The genie tells the man he will grant three wishes. The man wastes his wishes on material goods that do not bring him happiness.

10 years ago, i man got cancer. He recovered and now leads a normal life.

Knock knock Who's there? Jehovah's Witness ... Hello?

why does andy thomson speak that slow because he speaks that way

What's the deal with airline food? It's nourishing matter that sustains life, provides energy, and promotes growth distributed by flight attendants.

The geese of Growmore

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock Knock. Who's there? It's the chicken.

Q: How do you surprise a newt? A: Jump on it while shouting, "slippers." This may not work as the newt may die before it has the chance to be surprised, however the slippers should be intact.

What's worse than being named Troy Merrill? Being Black.

What did the jew get for christmas nothing because he doesnt celebrate christmas.

That's what he said.

Why did the man stay in the basement? Because he was addicted to pornography and it was tearing his family apart. Eventually he was unable to tell the diffidence between fantasy and reality and sexually assaulted his 13 year old niece.

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Why did the man eat the apple? Because he was hungry.

Two muffins were in an oven. Neither of them said anything because they are inanimate objects. After they were finished baking, they were pulled out and set to cool on a counter to be eaten at a later time.

3 black men walk into a bar. They order their drinks, tip the bartender, and could not have been more courteous.

Knock Knock? Whos there? akward neighbor. akward neighbor who?

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An elderly lady walks into an elevator. She falls over and I kick her in the head.

What did the pig say to the banana? Oink.

I have the heart of a child... in a jar on my desk.

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Why did the boy miss a day off school? He was in a coma

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