A baby seal walks into a club

What do you do when you come to a fork in the road? You take it

Whats funnier than a real joke? An anti joke

A fat man walks into a bar. There is a 70% chance his mom is fat.

What's huge, gray, and has a trunk and wings. An elephant with wings glued to it.

Knock Knock Who's There? ... knock a door run

Knock Knock Why are you knocking? I have a doorbell.

Why is 6 afraid of 7... Because 7 raped her little sister

Why was Bill Clinton such a good president? He went to ifreeclub.com

Knock Knock Who's there? I'm deaf. I'm deaf who? What?

You know what's worse than finding a worm inside an apple? finding crack, too late to spit it out.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Come in!

I'm ginger no more needs to be said...

What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One's fun to smash with a sledgehammer. The other one's a watermelon

Hitler was a pretty good guy I guess

what is a vampires favorite dessert? a used tampon

Knock Knock. Who's There? Let Me In. Let Me In Who? Let Me In or I Will Kill You Tomorrow!

How many gays does it take to turn a lightbulb? 1

Why did the sprinter lose the race He had no legs

A man about to get on a plane forgets to store his utility knife in his bag before the security scan. He is taken to a back room for private questioning and fined.

whats more serious than rape... the holocaust

How many Jews can you fit in a Jeep? Four.

Dead babies.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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