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What do you call a jew in a room full of gold? I highly improbable scenario in which the circumstances of how this "man" seemingly got into a gold room are unexplained.

N e one else find the girl in the cellar from the new evil dead creepy ? Like shes some real demon being used by the movie industry to scare people? (serious qestion)

Jasper sucks.

Potato potato potato potato potato? Potato potato potato.

God is religiously proven to be real

arse

What do you do when a girl you gave roofies to wakes up? Take your tongue out of her ass and run!

knock knock knocking on heavens douoor

Roses are red Violets are red Everything is red If you are dead... Or a potato

Knock, knock. Who's there? A black Russian.

Why did the plane crash Because Joe diragi is so fat

How much does a Mexican Parade cost? A Nickel

how many scrubbers does it take to change a lightbulb 2, 1 to change it , and 1 to make it smell like urine.

Excuses are like butt holes...they are round

whats the difference between a white man and a black man? I like cake

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot. What are you, racist?

Santa Clogged my toliet

You know what they say about big feet... big penis.

¿Por qué seis de los siete miedo? ¡Porque siete ocho nueve!

yo momma is so stupid she went to the beach and the whales song " dooooooonnn't stop. belieeeeving. wwwwwhoooooooooooooooOOOOOOOOOOA"

When is a door not a door? When it was never actually a door in the first place and you just thought, for whatever reason, that i was.

So dont touch it

Knock, knock. Who's there? The police. I'm afraid there's been an accident. Your spouse is in hospital.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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