- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did batman say to robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

Why is Joe white? Because he's white.

What do you call a cow with big horns? A bull.

Three tomatoes are walking down the street... No wait, they're in my salad.

Katlin Poladian liked her own status again.

What do you call a black person in 1780? A slave mostly...

- If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put U and I together. - You don't need to because N and O are already together. - Then maybe a cyber-relationship would work. - Why ? - Look at your keyboard, U and I are next to each other.

Did you hear about the black guy who went to college? Neither have i

What did the human say to the human? You are a human.

What's worse than dropping your ice cream on the floor? Getting the end of your penis stapled

roses are red, violets are blue, fudge is sweet, heres some fudge.

What do you call Magic Johnson in a wheel chair? A tragedy, especially considering his past struggles with HIV.

Why did the cat cross the road? He thought he would make it to the other side, but instead was hit by a mini van and soon after died in the bushes from internal bleeding.

What's long and hard on a black man? First grade.

A black guy and a Mexican jump off a bridge. Who dies first? Nobody cares.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he lost his grip on the branch and was unable to reach another before reaching the ground.

What happened when the princess kissed the frog? She died, the frog was highly toxic.

Why is Michael J Fox so good at using shake weights? Because he is motivated to stay in good physical shape.

what is patrick wilson? smart

Duncan Traywick is hilarious.

What does does an elephant and a grape have in common? They are both grapes except for the elephant.

What do a large mouth bass and my wife have in common? They are both in the Animal kingdom, both are vertebrates and they share many other traits such as eyes, a notochord, and epaxial/hypaxial musculature.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because people kept making the same joke about her not having arms so she was hoping the fall would break her neck.

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