if u r not my friend, like this joke

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Why did the chicken cross the road ? To get to the gay guy's house . Knock knock . Who's there? The chicken.

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Dear John,

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Hey your name is really Tifa? Sorry, I hate scheming, but in this kind of situation I have to play things safe, I have a wife to take care off, I mean it, I really hate it. Anyway, I got your number, location everything, now if you did send people to harm or even worse kill me, you wont be doing that again, trust me, if I die of an assault, you die next, whoever you are.

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a little boy and a pedophile are walking in the woods. it is late at night and therefore very dark. the little boy turns to the pedophile.and says "gee mister, it sure is scary out here." the pedophile responds "yeah, and your'e going to get raped"

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What's big, black, wide, long, and has white lines all over it? A new highway road.

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What came first, the chicken or the egg? Down Syndrome

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Thumbs this up

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2 muffins are in an oven. One says to the other, "it's really hot in here!" the other replies, "WHOA. A talking muffin!"

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What do you think about whats happening in the middle east right now? You're an idiot.

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why did the man have solar panels on his house? because he had some money left over cos he won the lottery

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What's worse than being raped? Being raped after getting raped.

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Would I ever lie to you? No, because lying is bad.

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Three men died and were met at the pearly gates of heaven by St. Peter. Which not only proves that there is a heaven but that St. Peter actually does greet all of its new inhabitants at the entrance which is in fact marked by gates of pearl.

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Roses are white Violets are white I did it in the garden

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The racist uncle went to attend his nieces bat-mitzvah. Although he is racist, he is smart enough to not speak his mind, for he is in a temple, and may offend many people at the service.

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Q. why didnt the boy get a christmas present from his dear grandmother? A. because she died on thanksgiving

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So I walked upstairs and I told the guy, "No." And he then asks, "Why?"

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'Hey do you know a joke?' 'No' 'Me too'

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Lets go Detroit Pistons!

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some one knocked on tims door, at the same exact time, someone died in africa

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What did Batman say to Robin before getting in the Batmobile? "Get in the Batmobile"

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A black guy and a Mexican were in a car. Who was Driving? The police

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Kate

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