Why isn't this joke funny Because i have cancer

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two muffins are in an oven one muffin says man its pretty hot in here and the other muffin says oh my god a talking muffin

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A: Want to hear a funny joke? B: Nah, I'm okay

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How do you kill a fox in Canada? Cut it's leg off and let it run!

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(Q)What do you call 4+4? (A) A math problem.

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Q:Where does a woman work at if she has a job? A: IHOP!!!

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A guy sitting at a bar was getting really impatient for his drink, so when the bartender asked if everything was fine, he yelled, "No, it's not! Where the f*** is my drink?!" The bartender replied, "I'm not sure what you're asking, 'cause I don't know what letters the asterisks are replacing."

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Whats why was the 18 year old boy scared of his dad? Cause his dad butt raped him when he was 7.

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sixty....eight.

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Why did the man jump off the bridge? He was clinically depressed and wanted to commite suicide

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penis

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Hey, does this rag smell like chloroform to you?

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A boat sinks in the ocean, what does the sailor do? Nothing, he wasn't on the boat.

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Rebecca Black sings a song.

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What did the blue man say to the purple lady? Do you want to make purple.

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how do you know if a chinese man has been in you house? your homework is done

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Wife: Do you know what the most untruthful lie I've told you? Husband: What? Wife: That I love you. By the way I'm leaving you for your father. The twins are gay and in love with each other and your daughter is a hooker with AIDS. Your mother killed herself upon hearing all this news. She suffered a lot. Oh, the dog died by rat poisoning that your dad put in the backyard. Bye.

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What's the difference between a Mercedes and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Mercedes in my garage.

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Why were corners made? For crying.

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roses are red violets are blue i have aids and now so do you.

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Write your own

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What does a good joke get for Christmas? no laughs.

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Person 1: Do you like impressions? Person 2: Yes! P1: Why? ... P1: That was Socrates.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Guess what, I have cancer.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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