I don't get it

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Why couldn't the black man get home? His car broke down, and Goodyear was closed.

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What's worse then biting into an apple and finding a worm? Finding half a worm and wondering where the other half is. o.O

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Please don't rape me.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have clamidia Because Polly shat on me.

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Penis

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Fish for a man, he has food for tonight. Teach a man how to fish and he will have one more skill under his belt.

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Guess what? Chicken butt? Poultry gluteus maximus!

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What happened to the blonde who blew out her birthday candles? Her hair caught on fire

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Roses are shit Violets are my dick Guess what I do for a living? Sex with refrigerator monkeys!

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a duck walked into the 7-11, grabbed a slurpee and told the man at the register, "put it on my bill". But the man behind the counter was Indian, and could not understand what the duck was saying. The duck then walked out confused, wondering why he was buying a slurpee in the first place

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How do you get an elephant into a fridge? You can't - elephants are too big to fit in fridges. How do you get a giraffe into a fridge? You can't, see above. If there is a raging fire in the jungle, which animal will survive? Most likely the parrots and other birds, as they can fly away.

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gesss what happen u promis not to tell anyone ok this is what happen !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! NOTHING

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your family is so poor that you require healthcare to recieve money

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Potatoes have skin, i have skin, so there i must be a pig

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What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothing... she's ugly

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What color is my lamp? Brown

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Your mama's so fat, she's dead!

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Q: How did the blonde commit suicide? A: She shot herself in the head.

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wait am i supposed to right the joke down here

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This desk is two chromebooks wide. It will be one once I push yours off.

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a man walks into a bar... and he says 'ouch!'

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Do you know what paper I get?.... Loose leaf :o

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Roses are red. So is bacon, Poetry is hard . bacon.

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