A kid goes to the doctor and orders a salad. The doctor replies, "This is a smoking-free environment". The kid puts out his cigar and goes to Olive Garden to get his physical.

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¿Por qué seis de los siete miedo? ¡Porque siete ocho nueve!

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What's the difference between a woman and a cat? Numerous things

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What happened to the man who was hit by a car? He was immediately rushed to a hospital and was reported to have a broken femur dislocated shoulder and several broken ribs. The driver was later found and was declared driving under the influence of alcoholic beverages and the victim's family sued the driver for the medical costs. The driver was arrested and was sent to a detention center for 3 months and the victim made a complete recovery.

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How did the guy drown if he wasn't in water? A shark threw up on him

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What do you not want to get when playing scrabble? Diarrhea

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Knock, knock. Who's there? The IRS.

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Whats worse than your camera not working? getting hit by a fridge during the Holocaust

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What do you call a man who gets off the train at Willoughby? Dead

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How did Notre Dame football stay so popular in spite of decades of mediocrity? Catholicism.

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why did the girl fall off the swing? she had no arms.

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What is x (4 - 10) + 6879 (333) x 678912345 - 9.87537 when x equals pi? Answer: YOUR FACE!!!

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What did the blind, def , dumb kid get for Christmas? Cancer

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Your mom is so fat, she has crippling depression and has tried killing herself three times.

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Roses are red Vilots are blue God made people pretty What the happend to you

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A Nazi ran into a Bar.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? cause' he was annoyed with all the stereotypcial idiots who insist he crosses the road for comical value

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"Knock Knock." "Who's there?" "Orange!" "Oranges can't speak, who is this really?" "Your neighbor Jake, can I borrow your lawn mower?" "Sure, let me go to the garage and get it for you."

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What's 6+2? 16

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a boy comes to a girl and ask : do you like vaginas ? and she says course not your dumb ass and he says then give her to me *troll face*

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a guy asks another guy if he likes pepsi or coke the guy says coke and he doesnt agree so he kills him

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? 9/11

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A semi-coherent black man was wandering down the street toward an open garbage receptacle. Immediately an angry, filthy raccoon jumped up, hissing and baring its fangs, as if to defend its territory against the startled negro. This happened four times in a row. Each time it was either a negro, a mexican, a crippled kid or a person of jewish ancestry. Each time the raccoon hissed viciously. Coincidence? No. The raccoon was obviously very hungry and attempting to defend its last remaining refuge of territory from the ever-increasing encroachment of man's filth into the formerly natural and pristine spaces where wildlife once lived. He is now reduced to hissing at the ethnics and the cripples, just to eek out a pitiful subsistence on trash.

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How come the twin boys wanted to climb a tree for fun today? Because They both wanted to commit suicide...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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