Do you think retarded people know that they are retarded? I don't know, you tell me. Wait a second....did you just call me retarded? They are clueless.

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A man had a terminal illness. He died a few months after he was diagnosed.

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What did the man say to the atractive woman? Hi

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Why did an abusive childhood affect the little boy's behavior? Beats me.

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What did the man say to his wife before they went to bed? Goodnight.

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What's the difference between a vegetable and my son? Nothing

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what did the hungry Ukrainian man say to his mother? "? ????? ???????? ?????????? ? ????. ?? ? ??????? ? ??????"

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What did the twin towers get at the pizza place? 2 planes

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What was the woman doing in the kitchen? Investigating a murder..

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Hey Patrick Yea? I found something funnier then 24 Give to me buddy 25

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He do you get an emo kid to stop cutting himself? Take away his knife.

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Pianca going ham

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Slavery

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What's the difference between peanut butter and jam ? Among many things, one is made with peanut butter, the other with fruits.

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Q. Where do polar bears vote? A. The North Poll

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a banana

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What did the teacher say to the student? You did very poorly on your homework and will never succeed. The student was black.

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a horse walks into a barn

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding half a worm in your apple.

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a women picks up her phone and screams! There were 3 missed calls from her mother-inlaw

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Q: What faster than a black man with a t.v A: A jew with a coupon

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My mother got hammered last night. We cried at her funeral.

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what do you do when you see a 40 ft tall gorilla? WHO CARES, RUN!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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