What's the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa Claus? Tiger Woods is an American professional golfer whose achievements to date rank him among the most successful golfers of all time and Santa Claus is a very jolly fellow who brings gifts to the homes of the good children during the late evening and overnight hours of Christmas Eve.

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Why did the black man not tip his waiter? Because she provided terrible service and was undeserving.

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Why did the rooster go to kfc? To see a chicken strip

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

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this website...

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How do you know that a woman is having an orgasm? They go like OH YAH OH YAH:D

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A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

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Noah is Smart.

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Hey, did you see Stevie Wonder's new house? No He didn't either.

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I won the game.

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Chocolate Bananas with Brocclie.wom

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So a Jew, a black guy, and a Mexican all walk into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey guys, what would you like?" They all get beer.

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Q. What's black and white and red all over? A. Certainly not a newspaper. Nobody reads those anymore.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The chicken probably crossed the road because of some sort of impulse or external stimuli (most likely a bug or a worm located on the other side of the road) in which he or she responded to by proceeding to cross the road in order to get to the other side as chickens have a sense of cause to effect in which the effect would be consuming the bug or other living life form.

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A man walks into a bar. He buys a drink and then goes home and beats his wife.

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A white guy and a black guy are standing in a room. Which one of them is a murderer? I don't know, there is not enough information given in the question. However, according to Bureau of Justice murder statistics over the last 30 years, the black guy is 7.6 times more likely to be a murderer than a white guy in the United States.

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Yo mama so fat that her weight is starting to tear her and your father apart.

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A women walks out of a kitchen.

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Why did the person play his XBOX 360? because he felt like it.

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What happens when you eat too many breadsticks? You get constipated.

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the joke below me is not an anti joke

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what's the difference between a lamborghini and you're mother. cars don't scream when you rape them

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Example of a pro gamer: A kid who gets all F's in gradeschool, dosent goto collage, gets fat, dies alone.

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why do black people hate aspirin? Its white, it works, and you have to pick cotton to get to it.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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