Why did the archaeologist bury his brother? Because he was dead.

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Nock nock. Whose there? Interrupting cow. Interrupting cow wh. ( mmmmooooo)

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it is common to find chickens and other wild and/or domesticated animals roaming through the streets in a multitude of countries.

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Two women were sitting in silence.

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What do you call a Mexican who steals a car? A criminal.

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Q:What time is it when you have to go to the dentist? A: It varies. But most dental offices are open for service between 8am and 4pm

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Why did video kill the radio star? He slept with videos wife.

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???????????????????????????? ????????????????????????????? ????????????????????????????? ????????????????????????????? ????????????????????????????? ????????????????????????????? ????????????????????????????? ????????????????????????????? ????????????????????????????? ????????????????????????????? ????????????????????????????? ????????????????????????????? ????????????????????????????? ????????????????????????????? ????????????????????????????? ????????????????????????????? ????????????????????????????? ????????????????????????????? ????????????????????????????? ????????????????????????????? ????????????????????????????? ????????????????????????????? I cant make a good joke.

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Why Because

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A Jew picked up a penny. He thought his beard matched the guy on the coin.

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How do you get a baby to stop crying You kill it

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Women's Golf

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what is white and sticky? glue.

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Why did the women keep scratching her head? Because she had lice

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Saddam Hussein is the father of the mothers of all cultchies.

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Q: How do you surprise a newt? A: Jump on it while shouting, "slippers." This may not work as the newt may die before it has the chance to be surprised, however the slippers should be intact.

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Whats the difference between pizza and Jews Pizzas dont scream when their put in the oven

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What does Lady Gaga call Hitler? Nothing special because she doesn't refer to him in everyday's speech.

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You hear about that old man that died on the news? It was my grandfather... oh...

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what is the difference between a gay guy and Sarah Dwyer nothing the both like there sex but Sarah is a Guy.

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I have the heart of a child... in a jar on my desk.

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what do you call the one eyed man in the land of the blind? You call him an outcast

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An English man, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They each buy a pint and talk about their day.

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How many potatoes does it take to kill an Irishman? None

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