Why did the small child fall off a cliff? Because it was stupid

What did the man do at the "take a penny leave a penny holder" He took a penny, and left a penny.

Why is Digimon better than Pokemon? It has a better story and character development.

"Oh yeah?!" "Yeah!" "You wanna go?!" "No, sorry. I got plans." (walks away)

Amputations.

Your argument is invalid, but I will allow you your opinion nonetheless.

A blond walked into a bar. A guy picked her up and then they had sex.

what is a vampires favorite dessert? a used tampon

What did the cancer patient say to the arab? the tumors hurt my body

Why was the man afraid of the cat? Because he is allergic to cats and might die if he gets too close to it.

how did the dinosaurs die? they got old

There once was a man from Bangkok, who hated limericks.

Hey I just met you And this is crazy I have Alzheimer's Hey I just met you

What do you call a black person in 1780? A slave mostly...

whats the difference between a dog and a cat? ones a dog.

What did batman say to robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

What did the cat say to the chicken? Nothing. Animals are not capable of speaking.

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

Whats worse than The Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

I avhe dyiaexls.

An English man, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They each buy a pint and talk about their day.

Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Because her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

Why was my teacher depressed? Because she wanted to live in her pasta

knock knock who's there? julian julian who? julian gonzalez

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...