Knock knock Violets are blue Helen Keller The Holocaust.

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A priest and a rabbi walk into a mosque.

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your momma's an antijoke

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what do you do when you see a 40 ft tall gorilla? WHO CARES, RUN!

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Why does Magic Johnson always use extra large condoms? Because he's got a giant dick and HIV.

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Q: Why was six afraid of seven? A: I don't know, he didn't tell me.

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Why did the cow puke up his grass? Because it is necessary so that the cow can re-chew his food to aid with the digestion.

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Why is jim gay? because he likes men

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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When life gives you Lebanon, make lebanonanade.

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There is a penguin at the bakery: i want 2 loaves said the baker white or brown bread says the penguin does not matter I'm a moped

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I went to the doctors the other day for a check up and the doctors says to me "sorry your going to have to stop wanking" and I say to him " what! Why?" and the doctor says "I'm trying to examine you".

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What has nine arms and sucks? An appendage-rich octopus with an inhaling habit.

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How do you make an antijoke corny. How? Corn.

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Why dont dinosaurs speak english? Because a meteor hit the earth and ran them into extinction

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Your mom is so fat she beat up snorlax from pokémon, than got charged for abbuse because it is illegal to use physical violence on pokémon unless in a battle or in attempt to capture one.

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what do you call a duck with no legs? a sitting duck

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A man walks into a bar. He drinks then comes home to his whole family murderd and mutilated

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What do you call it when a drunk guy puts a tree in his house and then decorates his fireplace with his socks? Christmas (I didn't come up with this)

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roses are red violets are blue god made me pretty what happened to you?

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Anti Joke

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