Knock Knock Who's There Ur Mom Ur Mom Who Ur Mom is Dead

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A man walks into a bar. End of story.

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Q: What's worse then stubbing your toe? A: Coming home from school and your house is burnt down and your whole family is dead.

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If a midget is mentally retarded and always late for work, is it okay to call him a little tardy?

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newt gingrich

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penis

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Tim's gay.

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Whats 2+2=? ?= CHICKEN

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What do you call a file named pedo? A. Pedobear B. Toast C. Pedofile

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The President, the Pope, and a small child are in a plane when the pilot announces that they are about to crash. The plane hits the ocean. They quickly remember that there is a life jacket under their seats and they promptly put it on, but wait to inflate it (by pulling down on one or both of the red tabs) it until after exiting the cabin.

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Steering Wheel Face.

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I do not like the fact that you are linked with the feds.

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Im getting sick of holocaust jokes cant you Nazi Annefrankly they are dumb

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Why is the horse gay. He rapes 3 children

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What did the doctor tell the boy with no arms or legs? I'm sorry, you have terminal cancer.

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I don't get it

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what is green and has wheels? grass i lied about the wheels

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Rebecca Black was taking a leisurely stroll on a Friday afternoon. She was consumed by a lion.

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Why are white people typically not as good at basketball as black people? They don't have the hard work and dedication as those who are better.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there Not Sally

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What do you call a person with no legs, no arms, no eyes, and no heart? Well he'd be dead wouldn't he?

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if it takes skill to trip over a flat surface, i have no skill...

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Why is it nice to wear jeans? So people don't see your undies.

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Two black guys are in an elevator, one guy gets off at the sixth floor, and the other on the eighth. And thats it.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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