What do you call a fly with no wings? A walk.

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Knock-knock. Who's there? Interrupting Cow. I'm calling the police.

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A man stuck his diick in a blender He had a "penis shake" for breakfast

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People Eating Tasty Animals

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There are four types of people in this world. I never said I would name them all

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Wy do boys like big butts ? Cause it goes in easy :.:

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A jew, an Arab, and A Scientist walk into a bar. The arab self explodes and kills them all

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What do you call a black man who gets in the car with a drunk woman? An unsafe, yet easily avoidable situation.

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Knock knock! Yes?

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SNICHOLS AND DOOLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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A owl into a bar This joke is a hoot

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Why did the Latino feel uncomfortable during anal, vaginal, and oral sex simultaneously? Because she was being raped by three men.

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How many times does it take a blond to start a car? Usually once; however, the weather may have an impact how well the engine will spark.

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What's brown and sticky? Poop.

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Why did the Jew ask for a napkin? something funny about the holocaust

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Do you want to come with me? NO! oh i wanted to cum on your face. Thats god damn gay Nope thats god damn sexy.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? For a completely legit reason dumbass

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A man walks into a bar.

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What's worse than a baby in a car accident? The baby survives and has a mental problem, grows up, and then drives the same car and gets in another accident.

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Whats the difference between a jew and a boy scout boy scouts come back from camp

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Why is he called Donald Trump? Because he trumps a lot...

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what do you call a needle with two heads? a two headed needle

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Q: Why did the paraplegic go to the gym? A: to watch his friend work out

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What did the man do when he saw the dog? Ran it over

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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