Going for the Dislike record woot I farted!

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A man walks into a bar. End of story.

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What do you get when you cross a grizzly bear and a dolphin? Well, the odds of these two animals mating are slim to none. Due to the undeniable fact that dolphins live in the ocean primarily in the warmer tropical waters and grizzly bears live on land in the pacific northwest where the water would be too cold for the dolphin anyway. The dolphin would be swimming around avoiding sharks and the bear would probably be eating a salmon. But if they did breed you would get a dolphinbear. Although a dolphinbear would have a very low chance of survival given it's part dolphin. Dolphins are pussies.

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What did the blind, deaf and dumb kid get for his birthday? Broken arms and legs

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Your mama's so fat, that during her last physical checkup, her attending physician informed her that it would be in her best interest to lose some weight before any serious medical conditions arose that would adversely affect her health and well being in a chronic fashion.

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DONALD TRUMP DIES

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why did the chicken cross the road Why not

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OH NO, ZOMBIES!!!!!!!!!!

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How many blondes does is take to screw a man? one and a condem

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penis

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why did the baby cross the road...? cause he was chained to my bumper

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What has four legs, its yellow with black spots, and can run as fast as a Cheetah? Another Cheetah

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yo mama so fat, she wheres glasses to see better!

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Q How do you make pie. A You cook it

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what's the difference between a ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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why is 5 afraid of 6? it isnt

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What begins with "f" and ends with "uck"? A curse word.

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How many blonds does it take to kidnap a child? One.

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Why did the boy stop playing nintendo 64? He choked on a red M and M and struggled for air until he fell lifelessly on the floor, landing on his pet mole, furthermore, dying and killing the animal as well. It was loose loose situation.

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I ENJOY MASTURBATING

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What's green and has wheels? Grass...I was just lying about the wheels.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, it is unclear what the chicken's motivation to cross the road was.

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If life gives you melons ... You might be dyslexic

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Someone once told me a joke. It was funny.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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