Q: A black person and a white person decided to have a race, who won? A: The black person, as he exercised and worked out on a regular basis, making him very fast.

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Are you a homophobe? No, I'm cake. ,.

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corey is a nipplepotomus

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why did the bird fall out of the tree? Earth's Gravitational pull

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Will gropes Ebola victims

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What's white and comes out of a long black stick? Milk with a long black straw.

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Why isn't this joke funny Because i have cancer

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I came.

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What's worse than failing out of high school? Finding out your mom has cancer.

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What's the difference between a Mercedes and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Mercedes in my garage.

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I went to the doctors the other day for a check up and the doctors says to me "sorry your going to have to stop wanking" and I say to him " what! Why?" and the doctor says "I'm trying to examine you".

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead.

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hi my name is? joe

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Yo Mama is so fat cuz.. She has accumulated Obesity and needs your help to be rehabilitated due to the fact that she is at a high risk of heart attack, cancer, type 2 diabetes, and Etc. Try to motivate her to decrease food intake and increase physical activity. Thankyou

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...and I'm a Mormon.

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What do you call a black person in a pool? A black person swimming.

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The new pickup line. The human body has 206 bones in it. I have broken one of them, please take me to a hospital.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra.

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You have a birthday party and invite 5 celebrities: Britney spears, Lady Gaga, Hulk Hogan, Barack Obama, and Oprah. Meanwhile, there is a cow in a nearby pasture pooping.

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Two muffins are sitting next to each other in the dessert. A hungry and lost man passes by and considered eating one of the muffins. Unfortunately he can't make a decision in time and took of in his 4-wheel drive. The next day a camel walks by and eats one of the muffins. The camel dies instantly, apparently the muffin the camel ate was poisoned. The now not so hungry and lost man looks at the dead camel and noticed the zoo is almost closing now. So he left in a hurry, to cook for his family.

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What is one of the symtoms of clinical depression? Sadness.

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What do a bunch of dead babies look like in a blender? I don't know I was too busy masturbating.

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Two blonds are racing. Who wins? The first one to pass he finish line.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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