- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the fat man get for his birthday? diabetes

How do u know when someone is horny? look at there pants

Your mom is so dumb that she doesn't get this joke

who farted? umm........that guy.

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I like the Tsarnaev brothers. They ran the Boston marathon and had a BLAST!

What happened when the terrorist with a bomb went into a school. He blew up and everyone died.

What’s the best part about winning a gold medal? Nothing. You’re on acid and staring straight at the sun.

Q-How do you kill an elephant? A- An elephant gun Q- How do you kill a blue elephant? A- A blue elephant gun Q- How do you kill a red elephant? A- Strangle it until it turns blue then use a blue elephant gune Q- How do you kill a purple elephant? A- Don't be ridiculous purple elephants don't exist

3 guys and 2 women walk into a bar and sat down........... good to see both sex`s were welcome in the bar

Why was the baseball player arrested after stealing a base? Because he pulled out a knife and stabbed the shortstop in the chest.

Three blondes are walking through the woods when the come upon a set of tracks. The blondes stepped away from the tracks to watch the train as it went by.

What did the man say to his wife when he bought a dog? I bought a dog.

There is a car full of black people.

What happend when Chuck Norris did a push up? He did one push up.

what did the duck say to the dog. quack

Why was jimmy crying? He had a frog stapled to his face

How do you know a dude is dead? He doesn't breath, he has no color in the face and his heart has stoped.

My sister has to take a dump

If you have alzeimers, wait, never mind i forget.

What do you call a black Arnold Schwarzenegger? Arnold Schwarzenegger.

A man is walking on a beach when he finds a golden lamp. He rubs it and a genie comes out. The genie tells the man he will grant three wishes. The man wastes his wishes on material goods that do not bring him happiness.

Nah

Whats orange and looks like an orange? An orange.

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