- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the black man screaming? The KKK was coming to lynch him.

Why couldn't the blonde divide 5 by 0? Because it's impossible to divide by 0.

women's lacrosse.

Three vampires were at a bar 1 & 2 were drinking and asked the 3rd why he wasn't. He replied, I'm full I found a used tampon on my way here.

Why did the man eat the apple? Because he was hungry.

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What did the homeless man get for christmas? Nothing

What is 18 inches long and makes a woman scream all night? Crib death.

What did the anti-joke say? Nothing for it is an anti-joke which is a group of word formed to create a sentence and sentences cannot speak.

once three middle easterns were walking down the street bomb bomb bomb

What did the moose say to the hunter? I don't know, what? Nothing, a moose is an animal therefore it can't say anything.

Why did the boy miss a day off school? He was in a coma

Knock knock It's open, come in.

abcdHIV this disease is killing me

What did Jimmy get for his birthday? Nothing, he was dead

Why did the bride get a refrigerator for her wedding? Because it is a very nice present

Why so serious? Why bad grammar?

When life gives you lemons you leave the earth in search of what strange lifeform sent you them.

What did the aids patient do after he was diagnosed? He had sex with many more people and gave them aids as well.

what's the difference between a lamborghini and you're mother. cars don't scream when you rape them

What did the terrorist have for breakfast? Scrambled eggs and a glass of orange juice.

Why did elmo jump of the cliff caus he wa depresed

roses are red, violets are blue, fudge is sweet, heres some fudge.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, he didn't my car got to him first.

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