Whats the difference between a dead baby and an orange? One is a tasty treat you can peal and enjoy and the other is an orange

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A Horse walks into a bar. Bartender:why the long face? Horse:I have terminal cancer.

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How do Jewish people celebrate Christmas? Jewish people do not celebrate Christmas, for Christmas is an annual commemoration of the birth of Jesus Christ, celebrated generally on December as a religious and cultural holiday by billions of people around the world. A feast central to the Christian liturgical year, it closes the Advent season and initiates the twelve days of Christmastide. Christmas is a civil holiday in many of the world's nations, is celebrated by an increasing number of people, and is an integral part of the Christmas and holiday season.

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Knock Knock Who's There? Just open the damn door I forgot my key and I really need to pee

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knock knock. who's there? I am. I am who? I am pregnant

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what kind of person screaws in a light blub........ a electrician

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Actually a lot because a pizza is a pizza andna Jew is a human.

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What did Gene give Carla for Christmas? AIDS

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i want to eat a horse out jaffa cake

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What do you call a mexican without a lawn mower? .....unemployed

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Fuck her

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Why do Jewish people where hats in church? They feel there head will often get cold

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What do you call an insect that has 8 legs? A spider.

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Roses are red. I had no clue. I like pie. So screw you.

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What's the difference between a mouse and a dinosaur? A lot.

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How do you get a bunch of Pokémon onto a bus? You tell them to ride a bus

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a man walked into a bar, however the bar was in Pakistan so he got shot by terrorists

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How many Chinese men people does it take to screw in a light bulb? None. Anyone can screw in a light bulb, regardless of race or gender.

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Tacos

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an invisible man walks into a bar and asks for a drink. No one noticed him cause hes invisible

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Freddie Mercurys teeth

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Two guys walk into a bar, the third one is a duck.

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A man walked into a haunted house and screamed. He had stepped on a nail.

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lol

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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