-What's brown and rhymes with snoop? -Dr. Dre

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What's worse then finding a repeated joke on antijokes? Finding a real joke.

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why did the 8 year old want a squirt gun? his parents were on fire

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A Jew, a lesbian, and an Muslim walk into a bar. The bartender then cards them and sends them out because they're all under 21.

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Connor "Rusty" McLeod

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Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms ... Knock knock Who's there? Not Susie

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What do you call a black Arnold Schwarzenegger? Arnold Schwarzenegger.

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What's the difference between a black man and water? All black men have water in them, but not all water has a black man in it.

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What's black and white and red all over? A newspaper with some red stuff on it.

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What do you call Morgan Freeman on a bad day? Samuel L. Jackson.

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If Vegetarians eat vegetables, what do humanitarians eat? Probably both plant life, sea-based creatures, and land-based animals. However, depending on the personal preference of the person, they can also be a vegetarian or not. They could also be cannibals, but the literal definition of humanitarian would go against any cannibalistic traditions due to the fact that humanitarians help others for the benefit of humanity as a whole, eating people would go against such beliefs.

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Humpty dumpty sat on a wall. Humpty dumpty had a big fall. All the king's horses and all the king's men did not come to help him because the United States does not have a patriarchal system of government.

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What did the otter say to the pumpkin? I'm so glad I'm a walrus

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How does a black man make an anti joke? www.anti-joke.com/submit

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why did the fox jump over the pen ? it was tuesday

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What's the difference between a Jew and Hitler? Well, I asked you so I don't know why you said "what?".

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you mother is so stupid that it takes her quite a while to understand jokes

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Why do leprechauns laugh when they run through the grass? Because it tickles their nuts.

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how many jews can you fit in a honda civic 1 in the driver seat, 1 in the passenger seat and 3 in the back properly fixed with safety belts.

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-Knock Knock -Whos there? -The police -OH SHIT

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What's the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa Claus? Tiger Woods is an American professional golfer whose achievements to date rank him among the most successful golfers of all time and Santa Claus is a very jolly fellow who brings gifts to the homes of the good children during the late evening and overnight hours of Christmas Eve.

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Wanna hear a joke? The 19th amendment

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What's the difference between an old quarter and a new penny? 24 cents

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What do you call a black armless legless man I Don't know but im kind of hungry

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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