- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red violets are blue i thought i was ugly but then i met you

What did Stephen Hawking say about Stephen Hawking Anti-jokes? "They're stupid".

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You can lead a horse to water, but you can't put it in a basket.

whats brown and black and sits in a tree...... a bird

Why did the older man begin to walk faster after a black man started walking towards him? He was late for work.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? I don't know. I wasn't there.

Why was the man running from the cops? His car broke down.

knock knock hows there sorry but i was to lazy to think of an ending

What do a bunch of dead babies look like in a blender? I don't know I was too busy masturbating.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Cripling social anxiety.

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How do two blondes stay alive at the bottom of a pool for 30 minutes? They don't and they died

Knock knock! Who's there? The police. There was a severe accident not long ago. Your family are dead.

What is worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm ? Getting herpes from a vibrator that you found in a dumpster.

How do you keep black people out of your back yard? Just like you would anyone else: buy a dog.

How do you get a guitar player to play softer? Ask them politely to turn down their volume.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? The Pilot.

Knock knock Whos there? Orphan. Orphan who? Orphan miller. Orphan miller who? Orphan miller jones. Orphan miller jones who? Thats it. Oh okay, I get it you're doing a knock knock joke Yeah. did it go alright? Yeah I guess, untill we started talking in 3rd person.

how did the turtle die? it drowned itself

why did the first monkey fall out the tree? he was dead why did the second monkey fall out the tree? he was hit by the first one why did the third monkey fall out the tree? peer pressure why did the fourth monkey fall out the tree? he thought it was a game

Did you hear about the guy with seven fingers? You should, because almost everybody has seven fingers.

Whats funnier than a anti-joke? 911

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