obama is a good president

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Hey

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Knock, Knock Who's there? The KKK

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What do you call a giraffe driving a car? A danger to society.

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What did the cow call the hen? A hen, what else would you call it?

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What do Chuck Norris and Oprah Winfrey have in common? They are both white, male, good actors, white, rich, and white. Except for the eagle.

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Miscarriages.

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...and I'm a Mormon.

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Why did the plumber kill his family? He wasn't a very good plumber.

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When life gives you Lebanon, make lebanonanade.

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whats the difference between a snail? - both legs are the same lenght, especially the left one.

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Why is Obama's name Obama? Obama

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A black person in the NHL

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Why does Jerry sandusky like little boys? Because each and every intellectual human being have different interests

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A guy walks into a bar. He orders a few drinks then goes home.

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Knock knock Who's there? Gung chee Gung chee who? That's my full name.

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I heard you let the cat out of the bag. It died.

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Chuck Norris can beat an eleven-year-old in a fight.

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what's brown and sticky? a stick.

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You wanna hear a joke about my penis Nevermind, it would be inappropriate of me to say such a thing.

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Why don't rhetorical questions need answers? Because that is what makes them rhetorical.

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Justin Bieber paid a donation to the anti-homosexual orginization.

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I used to be a schizophrenic but we're okay now

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one fish two fish red fish kill the fish

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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