Knock knock Violets are blue Helen Keller The Holocaust.

Why did the elephant fall into the hot chocolate? It fell off the marshmellow.

Q: Why did Hellen Keller's dog run away? A: The backyard gate was left open

what did the ninja say to the watermelon ? nothing

A feminist walked into a bar and had her period

Why was the little girl lying on the floor. Because she got shot.

Knock knock Who's there Heyyyy mackane!! ;)

an invisible man walks into a bar and asks for a drink. No one noticed him cause hes invisible

husband : honey , can i have stuff candy wife : no husband : can i have milk and cookies wife : what kind of milk wink wink husband 2% you pervert

How many jews can you get in a car? 5, if you don't want any cops after you. The answer can also be 2,6,7,8,9. It's from car to car.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a pedophile

Why did the little girl fall off the swing chair ? Gravity.

What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak.

Women's rights.

What is the difference between a black man and a bike? Bikes are not human beings and therefore cannot experience the ups and downs a human being experiences.

name-Sally-Sue What I am good at in school: readin' annnd...math. What I need to work on in school: spelin

What do you call a black man in a pumpkin patch? His name is Bill.

Baseball

jokes r dumb

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust

Yo Mama is so ugly she wears a mask on halloween

How are a plum and a rabbit alike? Theyre both purple except for the rabbit.

Welcome to AntiJoke.com Jeff. Jeff just got his mind blown.

Jack Oliver has a Bowl.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...