How do you get a baby to stop crying You kill it

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What is the difference between a baby and a tampoline? You take off your shoes before you jump on a trampoline.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was infamous for stealing people's laundry, and 6 was insecure about his bare body

Why is Joe white? Because he's white.

-Knock Knock -Whos there? -The police -OH SHIT

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Q) what happens when you tackle someone with 2 legs? A) you fall over

Hi, my name is Mark and I have dead babies in my garage... Just kidding. My name is not Mark.

Yo mommas so stupid, she got raped.

Person 1: Do you want to hear a joke? Person 2: Sure! Person:1: That was the joke... You missed it!!!!!

What's red and invisible? No tomatoes.

What did Billy get his parents for Christmas? Billy's an orphan.

How can you tell if a woman is dead? She has no pulse.

Q: What's black and blue and red all over? A: I'm not sure. If it's red all over, it's not going to be black or blue.

What is the difference between Terri Schaivo and a basket of rotting vegetables? The rotting vegetables aren't edible.

Whats the difference between a black guy and a pizza? A black guy is a human being, and a pizza is a food you racist.

A: Knock knock. B: Who's there? A: I am.

Q: How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: 1

Why does Michael Jackson like K-mart? He does not; he is dead.

What did Pikachu say to Ghandi? Pika Pika

Q: What do you call a ghost with a broken leg? A: Hoblin Goblin.

What do Ethiopians do at Christmas ? Starve...

Knock knock. Who's there? I am.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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