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Hey you want to hear a joke? Oh well. Goodbye

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Why did the girl fall off the fridge? She tripped on a rock.

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What notes does the tightrope-musician have to worry about? They probably have to concentrate generally harder than the average musician in order to produce any correct, good quality notes.

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corey is a nipplepotomus

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The cognitive capacity of the chicken is significantly underdeveloped in comparison to humans; thus, comprehending a chicken's motives is impossible. Furthermore, interspecies communication is largely understudied - a mysterious division of science that may never be fully revealed. Therefore, one could safely theorize that no single human could breach this gap in communication differences (assuming chickens do, in fact, communicate) and in turn, could not understand the chicken's reasoning behind its choice to cross the road (excluding the possibility of psychic connections between chickens and humans [see 'Dog Whisperer' for a more clear explanation on interspecial psychic relations]) That being said, the only scientific and logical way one could understand the aforementioned question is through observation. For example, perhaps food was located on the other side of the road. However, this seems to pose a plethora of other questions: Why was the chicken near a road and not in a coop stocked with adequate food? Was this a wild chicken? Are there wild chickens? Do wild chickens often cross roads? Are wild chickens dangerous? If so, why hasn't there been warnings about dangerous, wild chickens crossing roads? The answer to these questions may never be discovered or explained.

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Your as much use as Anne Frank's drum kit.

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What's green and has wheels? Grass...I was just lying about the wheels.

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Any idea of his whereabouts Nero? I am the leader, I fund this myself, as you know money is not my problem, its rather loyalty.

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Why did the penis cross the road? To get to the other vagina.

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Two blonds are racing. Who wins? The first one to pass he finish line.

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Why did the lady drop her shopping Because she ran into coles

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What's the easiest way to kill a blond? You stab her.

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What do Chuck Norris and Oprah Winfrey have in common? They are both white, male, good actors, white, rich, and white. Except for the eagle.

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Why couldn't the boy see the pirate movie? He was blind.

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Guess what? Chicken butt? Poultry gluteus maximus!

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What's your middle name? (Interrupt them) It doesn't matter what your middle name is! What does deduce mean? Fall down the stairs.

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Peas and Corn. Porn., a deer

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chuck norris

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roses are red violets are blue i have aids and now so do you.

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Why did the hedgehog cross the road? To return to its nest.

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milly, milly, milly, cat

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I was in the grocery store on a sunday afternoon, and i saw a black man. To my surprise, HE DIDN'T BUY ANY FRIED CHICKEN?!?!

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