What is the difference between a black man and a white man? Different skin color.

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flip flop chop, clip clop cow, POW. hahahahahah. :).

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What did the terrorist have for breakfast? Scrambled eggs and a glass of orange juice.

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for his 8th birthday? Prosthetic arms and legs.

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Womens Rights.

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3 men- Greg-Allen-And James were on their way back from the bar. When the driver, Greg spun out of control. All of them died Instantly. Once they got to heaven, Jesus told them. " The better you were with Relationships, And loving just one person. The better Transportation you got." He bagan handing things out. " Well, Greg. Looks like you cheated on your most recent Girlfriend... Twice. You get a Bike." Next was Allen " Allen! Shame on you! You have dated 4 women at once! You get a Scooter!" And last was James. " James! You have stayed true to your wife! And all of your other ex- girlfriends. You get a Mustang!" Allen and Greg seen james, Sitting on his car, Upset. "Man! Whats wrong? You have the best thing you could get! I'd be happy!" James looks up and says " Thanks guys, But I just seen my Wife on A skateboard.."

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a banana

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What comes after 69? Mouthwash

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how do you make a blonde laugh on friday tell her shes a blonde on monday

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what is red and looks like blue paint? red paint.

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Lacrosse

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What is the same about a plum and an elephant? They're both grey except the plum

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Q: What's worse then stubbing your toe? A: Coming home from school and your house is burnt down and your whole family is dead.

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What is red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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your mother is so lesbian

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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Why aren't jokes funny in base 8? Because 7, 10, 11.

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The economy sucks. REM broke up. A man killed himself.

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9:11 make a wish

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newt gingrich

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Oh. So his name's Brandon.

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Q: How many dead people does it take to change a light bulb? A: Trick question...i have sex with them in the dark

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What did the lighthouse say to the tree? Nothing because they are both unatimate objects and cannot speak

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Anti Joke

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