Wat do u call a 2 root tall scottidh man named max? Max

A priest and a rabbi walk into a mosque.

Your mother is so ugly that your father no lomger finds her attractive

Roses are red, Violet are blue, SURPRISE!!! Im about to rape you.

i hate you.

3 ducks are sitting in a pond. one with blonde feathers. one with brown feathers, and one with white feathers. A Transvestite Inbred Donkey Man kills them instantly.

Why was the child in the clown's car? Because the clown was a serial killer and abducted the child while he was at soccer practice, the child then raped and murdered

Why did the bunny eat his food

Why do horses read books? We are all doomed...

Knock knock! Who's there? Boo. Oh hey man, you got the meth?

Who is the richest clown? You're probably thinking Ronald McDonald but its actually Barack Obama

Your as much use as Anne Frank's drum kit.

why did i go on the rollercoaster? because there was a muffin on it

Penis jokes.

roses are black violets are black your going to die with hate and sorrow

What's black and white, and red all over? newspaper...

Why did the chicken cross the road? -I don't care

If I have 10 apples and you have 45 oranges how many plates can we fit on the roof? Purple because monkeys don’t fly

Four Chavs drove of a cliff today, why was a i sad? It was my car :C

Why couldn't the cow move? It had Cystic Fibrosis.

Knock knock. Who's there? Nobody. Nobody who?

What's a golfer's favorite sandwich? Well, it depends on the golfer

Q: Why did little Johnny not like little Suzie? A: He was a homosexual.

Why did the man masturbate? Because there was no one who wanted to partake in sexual intercourse with him.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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