a rabbi sees a nazi in time square. he simply walks past because as we are in america the nazi can do nothing to harm him.

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Knock knock Violets are blue Helen Keller The Holocaust.

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hi my name is? joe

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why is my brother white and i am brown? the milk man is very fast!

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Whats the difference between a duck? One of its legs are both the same.

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i hate you.

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Why couldn't the black man get home? His car broke down, and Goodyear was closed.

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What do you call two gay men playfully wrestling? Immature.

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a dog walks into a drug store and orders a bone. what does the cashier do? she wakes up.

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CHEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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What's the difference between a woman and a cat? Numerous things

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What do I smell like to you?? Crap.

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A black man walks into Best Buy and buys a Television full price.

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A man with Tourettes walks into his Daughter's kindergarten classroom. Fortunately, he was able to control himself and refrain from any outbursts of profanity during the visit.

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Is Carly smart? No.

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Q:Whats worse than 100 babies in 1 dumpster? A:1 dead baby is 100 dumpsters.

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What is 6 plus 9? 15

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25

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What do babies and caterpillars have in common? They're both dead. Except the caterpillar.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? No one. You have no friends.

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Penis

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What's your middle name? (Interrupt them) It doesn't matter what your middle name is! What does deduce mean? Fall down the stairs.

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potato

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Whats red and smells like blue paint? A blue waffle.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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