Why couldn't the girl charge her phone? The charger wasn't plugged in.

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? A Jehovah Witness.

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A: thats what your mom said last night! B: my mom committed suicide when i was three because she could not handle the stress of being a teen mother with an abusive boyfriend. A: oh... B: yeah....

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An Arab walks into a bar. He then blows up the bar.

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What did the frog say Magican? Ribbet.

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Hummer.

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your mom is so old that she farts dust.

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Why did the girl go over her texting limit? She had a hot boyfriend.

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Why didn't the boy eat peanut butter? He had Arachibutyrophobia.

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There was 3 women, a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. I don't know the rest of the story but the ending was when they guy came all over their faces.

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How many Aodhan's does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Aodhan's da has already screwed all the lightbulbs...

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There once was a man from Nantucket Whose name was Mike

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Whats the worst thing that happened in the holocaust? it ended

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What is the difference between your mother and a hooker? Gonorrhea and her father's approval.

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Q: Why do Jews have big noses? A: Because air is free!

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Roses are blue violets are red pull down ur pants and get in my bed :D

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Knock Knock. Who's there? I have a door you don't have to say, knock knock.

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What's the diference between an African guy and a lion? Nothing. But the lion will probably eat the African guy.

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YOU SHALL NOT PASS!!!!!!!!! why not?

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra but like he actually did not a bar a womens breats.

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3 guys and 2 women walk into a bar and sat down........... good to see both sex`s were welcome in the bar

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't because it got hit by a car.

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What's worse than having a friend in a car accident? Laughing at their funeral.

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What do you call a Russian civil war? A war in which one side wants to seced from the other.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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