- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats a good source of iron? A piece of iron.

What do you say when you wake up in the middle of the night to see your TV floating in midair? "I should probably lay off the hallucinogens."

1,2 Freddy's Coming For You 3'4 Better Lock Your Doors 5'6 Grab Your Crucifix 7'8 Stay Up Late 9'10 Never Sleep Again Bonus 11'12 He's Gonna See You In Hell

What should I name my dog?

Knock Knock? Whos there? akward neighbor. akward neighbor who?

Q. What is brown and sticky? A. Creosote.

How many Jews can you fit into a car? About 5 or 6. It depends on the size of the car.

A squirrel got killed by getting hit by a truck haha its funny cuz the squirrel died

A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. The priest is a former alcoholic, and has the strength to turn around and leave.

Yo Aodhan yer hands smell of pish

Pencils are yellow, Grass is green OK

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A fat man walks into a bar. There is a 70% chance his mom is fat.

What's the difference between a watermelon and a baby? A watermelon is edible.

It's a scientific fact that if you took all the veins out of your body, and lined them up end to end, you would die.

the joke below me is not an anti joke

Knock knock Whos there? D D who D's nuts!

Which of the following is NOT true? A. The lemon is walking to a store. B. The store is walking to a lemon. C. The man is a lemon and a store. D. Peanuts are stuck in my anus

Two men walk into a bar. The third one ducked.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because he wanted to

What's funnier then an anti-joke? People who fail at making them.

What did the Atheist say in the church? His best friend's eulogy.

why do black people hate aspirin? Its white, it works, and you have to pick cotton to get to it.

What is the difference between a bench and a mexican? the bench is an object

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