Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't because it got hit by a car.

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What's worse than having a friend in a car accident? Laughing at their funeral.

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What do you call a Russian civil war? A war in which one side wants to seced from the other.

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your momma so ugly even she wouldnt date herself.

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Knock Knock Who's There? No One You're Crazy

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What's 1+1? 4.

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Why do leprechauns laugh when they run through the grass? Because it tickles their nuts.

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What rhymes with sloth? Cloth

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What's funnier than a dead baby? A lot of things. Dead babies are not funny.

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How do you torture Helen Keller? Leave the plunger in her toilet with the handle greased.

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Why did the cancerous elephant cross the road? it said WALK.

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What's the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa Claus? Tiger Woods is an American professional golfer whose achievements to date rank him among the most successful golfers of all time and Santa Claus is a very jolly fellow who brings gifts to the homes of the good children during the late evening and overnight hours of Christmas Eve.

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-Knock knock -Come on in!

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Why did the rooster go to kfc? To see a chicken strip

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A Jew picked up a penny. He thought his beard matched the guy on the coin.

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what is white and sticky? glue.

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Why did video kill the radio star? He slept with videos wife.

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I have the heart of a child... in a jar on my desk.

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Q: How do you surprise a newt? A: Jump on it while shouting, "slippers." This may not work as the newt may die before it has the chance to be surprised, however the slippers should be intact.

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Whats the difference between pizza and Jews Pizzas dont scream when their put in the oven

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What do you call a cool pig? SPIDER-PIG!!!

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I dislike old people.

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Roses are read Violets are not green Chicken is good KFC baby, time to get lean

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yo mama is so fat, she should seriously consider gastric bypass surgery, morbid obesity is extremely detrimental to one's health

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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