Your feet are so big your gonna need bigger shoes.

Hey are you from Tennessee, 'cause you have a very nice accent.

How did the poor young women get Aids? She got raped.

Avery has crabs.

How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb in WW2. None, the Nazis toke away the power and left them to die a Horrible and painful death.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing..

A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. The bartender brings him the beer, and the man drinks it. Then the man dies in a car crash while driving back to his family

What is as ugly as Justin Bieber's face? Justin Bieber's face.

Your Mom... is a very nice lady who makes good cookies

Did you hear about the woman you got hit by a car? The Driver was intoxicated and had no control over his faculties which cause him to careen off of the road and hit this poor soul as she patiently waited at a crosswalk.

Herman Cain

Rebecca Black was taking a leisurely stroll on a Friday afternoon. She was consumed by a lion.

Why did the black man run? There was a mass murderer chasing him with a chainsaw.

What is brown, smells like shit and on fire? A muslim after the bomb vest malfuctioned!

When Chuck Norris is bitten by a zombie, Chuck Norris doesn't turn into a zombie, the zombie turns into Chuck Norris

What do elephants have that no other animal has? Baby elephants.

What do you call a black person trying to swim? Wet.

A black man, an Asian, a Jew, and an American all jump off a building. Unfortunately, they all died on impact and their families will mourn for years to come.

I walked into a dark ally at night and ran into 2 black men They severely beat me then while unconscious brutally raped me. I then spent 5 weeks in the hospital in a deep coma.

Justin Bieber

A man walks into a bar... ...because he is blind.

Q: Why did Hellen Keller's dog run away? A: The backyard gate was left open

What's funnier than a pile of dead babies? One crawling out of the bottom licking its lips.

how do you know that harry potter isnt real a ginger has two freinds

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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