- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened to the little kid sitting next to a fat kid ? The little kid got DEVOURED

What do you call a kid with no arms annd legs? Names

wuts at the end of the world? nothing the earth is spherical and therefore does not have an end

Why did the dog bark at the tall white man? Because the tall white man was in the process of attempting to rob the house in which said dog was situated. The dog was merely defending its patch.

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Person 1: Do you like impressions? Person 2: Yes! P1: Why? ... P1: That was Socrates.

Bing

roses are red violets are blue i have aids and now so do you.

Yo momma's so ugly, when she looked in the mirror she decided to get plastic surgery.

Knock knock. Who's there? We are members of the church of Jesus Christ of latter day saints.

What do you call a man with no eyes or ears? - Deaf and Blind.

what was the dying mans last words? im dying

chuck norris

What the diffrence between a jew and a pizza? The pizza doesn't scream when it goes in the oven

Bill is at a bar with a couple of his college buddies. He notices another one of his friends, Jim, who has his back faced to him, and calls him. The man turns and it is not Jim. Bill apologizes and they carry on with their lives.

So there's this bigass moose, and it goes in the store and it asks the lady bitch "where the potatoes at" and the lady bitch says "down aisle 5" so the moose goes down to isle 5 and there aint no potatoes.

Why couldn't the boy see the pirate movie? He was blind.

If 25 cows walk in to the grocery store, what do you have? A scared manager. MOO!

What is worse than falling into a pit of needles? being lit on fire and then falling into a pit of needles I imagine

S.O.P.A

What do you call "Bob the Builder" when he retires Bob

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A prostitute has sex with a man. She gave him herpes.

why did the chicken cross the road? I dunno.

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