Why did the black man not tip his waiter? Because she provided terrible service and was undeserving.

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A man witnessed a car crash. He was traumatized

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Hey I just met you And this is crazy I have Alzheimer's Hey I just met you

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whats the best thing about fukkin twentyone year olds...theres twenty of them

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What does Lady Gaga call Hitler? Nothing special because she doesn't refer to him in everyday's speech.

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Why was my teacher depressed? Because she wanted to live in her pasta

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What happens every 10 seconds in Africa? 10 seconds passes by.

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Q: How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: 1

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knock knock who's there? julian julian who? julian gonzalez

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What's worse than a dead baby in a trash can? The grief the family feels at the loss of their newborn child.

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2 blonds are driving on the road on their way to Disney Land. They come to the sign that says Disney Land left so they started crying, turned around and went home.

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What do you call a black person playing basketball? An athlete.

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How do you stop someone from dying of cancer? Shoot them in the head.

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what is white and sticky? glue.

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Whats the difference between a black guy and a pizza? A black guy is a human being, and a pizza is a food you racist.

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A women walks out of a kitchen.

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What's the difference between people who make dead baby jokes and people who don't make dead baby jokes? I don't avoid eye contact with people who don't make dead baby jokes.

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Q. What's brown and people don't care when they step on it? A. Dirt

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how do you reunite the beatles 2 bullets

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a bagel.

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If you can dodge a traffic, that probably has little or no relation to how well you can dodge a ball.

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A policeman asks a suspect in a murder investigigation about his alibi. The suspect gives him a solid alibi. The suspect go's home to his wife and have dinner.

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The awkward moment when you notice its 2012 and we're all gonna die, so you buy and elephant and name him John.

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Knock knock. Who's there? I am.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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