My friend said that onions are the only food that could make you cry. That was before I hit him with a watermelon.

why did the kid kill himslelf? he was bullied.

penis that is all

What did the girl with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Raped

Oliver's friends

Why do white people wear black shirts? Why do black people wear white shirts?

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Why isn't this joke funny Because i have cancer

Why don't they sell pharmaceuticals in the rain forest? Because it is too sparsely populated and not economically viable.

I love boobs

What do you call a pelican with no wings? A dead pelican

Doctor, Doctor I keep getting pains in the eye when I drink coffee! It's not the coffee, you have a deadly case of ocular melanoma, a form of cancer that affects the eye. You'll be blind within the next 24 hours.

How did the blond's brain cells die? She had a very acute case of Parkinson's disease.

I came.

person 1-As me if I'm purple... person 2- Are you purple? person 1- no

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Cause 7 is black.

Q: Why did the cat roll down the hill? A: It had no legs

An Arian man walks into a German-owned bar and asks to use the restroom. The bartender sees this acceptable and allows it. Soon after, a Jewish man asks the same question, but this time the bartender said no. The Jewish man thought it was an outrage and demanded why, so the bartender calmly explained to him that the Arian man was still using the restroom and that when he was finished the Jewish man was free to poo as he pleased.

Women's Rights

This is not Will Smith.

Men's rights

why is 5 afraid of 6? it isnt

Why did the black man win the race Because he was faster than all the other contestants

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