Jack and Jill went down the hill. And were lost and burnt in hell.

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Why did the girl's cat fall from the ceiling? Because she didn't use enough tape.

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How many ADD kids dose it take to screw in a light bulb? one; the attention deficit disorder dose not take away the ability too screw in a light bulb.

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Person 1) Yo mama's so fat Person 2) My mother died in a horrible car accident last week

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Jack and Jill climb a tall hill to get some water from the well for there farther who has been working in the fields. Jack trips and hits his hell on a rock and Jill promptly calls 911 and stays with him until help arrives.

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Have you ever had Kenyan food? Neither have they.

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Q. What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A. "Where's my tractor?"

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Knock Knock Whos there? smell map smell map who?...really? I was in the middle of a phone call with my paraplegic wife's doctor, who was telling me that her condition has gotten worse and doesn't think she'll make it to the end of the month. You interrupted that in order to get me to say something that sounded like "smell my poo". Forget being allowed into my house, you should be worried about being allowed into heaven. Hopefully as you walk home today, someone will murder you.

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Knock Knock Whose there? Yes I am a convicted child molester and by state law I must go door-to-door explaining the many cruel and vigorous crimes I have committed.

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There is a car full of black people.

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A man is walking on a beach when he finds a golden lamp. He rubs it and a genie comes out. The genie tells the man he will grant three wishes. The man wastes his wishes on material goods that do not bring him happiness.

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What's the difference between a black man and water? All black men have water in them, but not all water has a black man in it.

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What do you call Morgan Freeman on a bad day? Samuel L. Jackson.

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What do you call a chicken who eats chicken. Cannibal

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What happened at the finish line of the marathon? People collapsed in exhaustion, it was a marathon.

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What do you call a jew with no money It doesn't really matter because all jews have money

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If you have alzeimers, wait, never mind i forget.

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What's the only part of a vegetable that you can't eat??? His wheelchair

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whats small, black, and crispy? a baby in a drier

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What do you call a Mexican who steals a car? A criminal.

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roses are blue violets are red I am dyslexic and possibly a Jew EJ

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How do you know a dude is dead? He doesn't breath, he has no color in the face and his heart has stoped.

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go go gadget

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Why did the passenger plane crash? Well, if not mechanical failure or human error, probably because a bomb was detonated onboard.

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