- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is a pirate's favourite letter? There is no definitive answer. It depends on the individual pirate, and the environmental and genetic factors that go to make up his or her preference for a particular letter.

God.

what did the deaf kid get for christmas ? An ipod.

Nickelback.

How do you have safe sex? Cut your own balls off

A women gets a call saying her only daughter is trapped inside a burning building. She runs as fast as she can too her car before she realizes... women can't drive due to their role in society.

What do you call someone who states the obvious? Someone who states the obvious.

Did you hear about the anorexic with the yeast infection? Apparently she's really good at math, and if she can overcome her afflictions she wants to become an accountant one day.

penis

"make me a sandwhich bitch" is what he said to his female boss and led to him getting fired and eventually losing his home. Two weeks later his family left him.

What do you call a kid with no arms, no legs, and an eye patch? Names

Why was the plumber very sad Because i killed his family

Q: Why is the sun so bright? A: Because it reads books!

steves legs

George W. Bush

Roses are red Violets are blue I have genital warts Now you do too

Why did the man have cold feet on his wedding day? The wedding was outside in the winter.

Why did the rhino cross the rode? Because it was the chickens day off.

Why did the cow lay down? Because he was tired

why did stacey marry bally because she loves him

Why couldn't santa eat cookies and milk at little Jimmy's house? He has diabetes and is unable to stray from a strict diet prescribed by his local doctor.

What did little Robbie get for Christmas? AIDS

Your hat is not on you head. Where is it On you head

Knock knock.* Who is it? The police. We have news that your daughter was molested and will never been seen again for the man who stole her has takin' her out of our jurisdiction.

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