Then there was that caveman that ordered a whiskey on the rocks...

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Guess what? Chicken butt

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Two guys walk into a bar, the third one is a duck.

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How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

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i said "what what in the butt, i said what what in the butt?"

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What did the drummer say to other drummer? "Hey, I'm a drummer too."

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anti jokes are like dogs They both rhyme with Maths

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Roses are blue, Roses are red. Give me your money, Or I'll cut off your head.

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What is the difference between a man and a woman? Genitals

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Gadaffi

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Jewish People

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How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? With teamwork and coordination, each could place one foot on the seat, and they can all stand up using each other for balance and support. The fact that they are gay in unimportant.

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Wy do boys like big butts ? Cause it goes in easy :.:

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Why Was a guy wearing Pink pants? Because He Was Gay.

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Why does LeBron James keep his phone on vibrate? Because he is often in the company of others and he does not want a ringtone to distract others from the current topic of discussion.

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Baseball

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A handicapped man rolls into a bar. He buys a drink, talks for a while, and rolls out.

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A: If a quiz is quizzical, what is a test? B: A test can be many things: 1. A procedure for critical evaluation; a means of determining the presence, quality, or truth of something; a trial: a test of one's eyesight; subjecting a hypothesis to a test; a test of an athlete's endurance. 2. A series of questions, problems, or physical responses designed to determine knowledge, intelligence, or ability. 3. A basis for evaluation or judgment: "A test of democratic government is how Congress and the president work together" (Haynes Johnson). 4. Chemistry a. A physical or chemical change by which a substance may be detected or its properties ascertained. b. A reagent used to cause or promote such a change. c. A positive result obtained. 5. A cupel. A: Oh.

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Why did the ant cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

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Why did the black guy walk into the supermarket and buy 100 bananas? Because he works at the zoo you racist!

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple, your dad having sex with your girlfriend

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Why did the man burn his face? He went into a fire. :D

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Why did the Asian man have squinty eyes? He was looking at the sun.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Cripling social anxiety.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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