- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a cool pig? SPIDER-PIG!!!

penis

what's funnier than the holocaust? 2 holocausts and 9/11

What is big and white, not the moon CC

Roses are burning, Violets are burning, my house is on fire

Knock Knock. Go away!

What does Chuck Norris do when he breaks his legs? he calls a doctor.

One time i ate a sandwich it was good

Have you ever seen the mexican that went to college? Yes, the DREAM act increased the number of minorities in public universities

Womens Rights.

why was 6 afraid of 7? because 7 8 9

If you have 10 fish and you drown 5 how many do you have left? 10... you can't drown a fish, and even if you could you would still have 10 because there would still be there, they would just be dead. 5 alive, 5 dead

What did Gene give Carla for Christmas? AIDS

what is green and has wheels? grass i lied about the wheels

Women's rights.

What's huge, gray, and has a trunk and wings. An elephant with wings glued to it.

What has two wheels, two arms, and a head? A man in a wheelchair. Why was he in a wheelchair? He stepped on a landmine. A man walks, I'm sorry rolled, into a bar.

What's green, fuzzy, and if it falls out of a tree and lands on you, you'd die? A pool table.

Why did the black man sit at the back of the bus? Because all of the seats were taken by other people of different races. Luckily for the man, there was one empty seat at the back which he was able to sit on to make himself comfortable.

Women

Knock-Knock "Who's there?" "The police, you're under arrest for the murder of your wife and your two children."

Whats the best thing that happened to the jews The Holocaust

yo mama so fat she's fat

Q: What can a bench do that a mexican can't? A: Support a family.

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