- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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3 guys and 2 women walk into a bar and sat down........... good to see both sex`s were welcome in the bar

What do you call a Russian civil war? A war in which one side wants to seced from the other.

What is the best thing about having sex with twenty-seven year old's? There's twenty of them

the awkward moment when Rick Astley gives you up

why did the 8 year old want a squirt gun? his parents were on fire

So there was a pirate, he got shot in the back. And when he got shot he turned to his freind (fellow pirate) and said i have been shot and there is a pretty good chance i will die.

How do you realize your life is over? You don't, but the coroner does.

Why did polly fall of her swing ??? She had no arms

As a wise man once told me... "natives."

I tried to post an unfunny punch-line-less joke on anti-joke. It worked and I got tons of emotional affirmation from it and stuff, so thanks.

My dog has no nose, so how does it smell? It can't, I just told you it has no nose.

Hands women baby Women: Hes so beatiful! I'm going to love him forever! Doctor: Its not yours, yours died.

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Knock Knock Whose there? Yes I am a convicted child molester and by state law I must go door-to-door explaining the many cruel and vigorous crimes I have committed.

Why couldn't Maria play Softball? She was born without legs.

whats red and smells like blue paint? half a painter.

Why is Ellen so funny? Because she is a comedian.

whats small, black, and crispy? a baby in a drier

What's invisible and smells like carrots? Carrots! ... well if they were invisible..

You say you can read me like a book, well the jokes on you. I am not a book.

Q: Why did the little boy cry? please answer this question in the form of a 2 page essay and back up your answer from personal experiences, your readings or any other outside sources.

Wanna hear a "Friday" parody? No, that would be copyright infringement.

If you want to paint a wall red, what is the fastest way to paint it with a crying baby? The baby will get very annoying and delay your wall from being painted so you put it in its crib in another room until you are done.

What do you say to the man with lopsided balls? I am terribly sorry, your condition has most certainly left you socially alienated and confused.

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