Hey you want to hear a joke? Oh well. Goodbye

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What did the drummer say to other drummer? "Hey, I'm a drummer too."

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I love you.

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What's funnier than a midget bungie jumping? Nothing

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Yo mamma so fat that she was chosen to be a contestant on the Biggest Loser and we are all so proud of the amount of weight she has lost.

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how do you get a cat out of a tree? -call the fire department

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Alright, if you guess it right, I'll stop playing Mario and finish my division problems. Okay, Mom, call it in the air! Heads or Tails? Huntington's Disease is the reason your Father doesn't remember your name anymore, Billy. There's a fifty percent chance you'll end up with it too. I am so sorry. Also, Tails.

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A man was walking outside at night and he heard thunder and saw lighting so he took out a metal pole.

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Why did the boy kill himself? Because he wanted to.

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Potato potato potato potato potato? Potato potato potato.

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want to go home? yea

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What does Paris Hilton eat on Tuesdays? Nothing.

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Why did the blonde stare at the carton of orange juice? Because she was lost in her thoughts about her dead husband, and how much he loved orange juice.

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Chuck Norris can beat an eleven-year-old in a fight.

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Why is little Susie crying? Her entire family is dead.

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What did the boy and girl do at the wedding? 69:)

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Knock, knock. Who's there? The IRS.

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Whats worse than than Holocaust.? Finding two worms in your apple.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Pizza. Pizza who? Delivery.

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Whats worse than having no mother? Having no mother and father, enabling you to have to support a family at the age of 12, using the allowance that your parents are supposed to give you once a week.

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Knock knock! Yes?

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A black man walks into Best Buy and buys a Television full price.

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Two strangers are sitting at a bar having a drink. One is a young, fat, red-headed guy named Fred. The other is an elderly grey-haired man. After a while, Fred turns to the old man and awkwardly asks: "Excuse me sir would ya' mind givin me some advice? There's this girl who has sat next to me on the bus every morning for the past three months. She's the most beautiful woman I have ever seen. She always smiles and winks at me. I wannna ask her on a date but every time I go to do it I freeze. I just don't know what to say. I'm sorry to bother you, but I'm falling for this girl and I don't know what in the world to do. Any tips?" The old man continues to sit quietly, slowly sipping his drink. After a while the old man looks at Fred. "Hmmm" says the old man, as he thinks over Fred's question. "What is your name son?" He asks Fred. "It's Fred sir," replies Fred. "Hmmm," the old man says again as he continues to think over Fred's question. The old man then stands up, takes out a gun, and shoots Fred in the face. Fred never saw it coming.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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