What does the black guy say to his black friend? "I like Watermelon, Grape Drink, and Fried Chicken.

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Why is the child screaming? Because he just woke up from a bad dream.

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Roses are red. So is bacon, Poetry is hard . bacon.

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What did the man say to the other man? I am unsure of what he said, but it seemed like a pretty nice conversation until one of the men got hit by a elephant.

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What did Mambo say to Jumbo? Nothing. Because they weren't friends.

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How many ADD kids dose it take to screw in a light bulb? one; the attention deficit disorder dose not take away the ability too screw in a light bulb.

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What did the Chinese restaurants do with dogs that wander into the kitchen? Kept them as pets.

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Person 1) Yo mama's so fat Person 2) My mother died in a horrible car accident last week

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Q:How do you turn off a Jewish Lamp? A: You press the Auschwitz.

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What's funny and arousing? This joke.

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I dislike old people.

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Why are black guys so tall? Because their knee grows

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A mute says to a paraplegic: You can talk the talk - but can you walk the walk?

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why did the mother beat the young boy? Because he was adopted

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A man walks into a store, and says to the cashier: "I'd like to buy 6 fridges". The cashier says: "Why do you need that many fridges?" The man says: "I'm an antelope!"

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what do you call the one eyed man in the land of the blind? You call him an outcast

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why do asian people eat each other? because they are cannibles

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A black man walks into a predominantly white bar and is laughed at hysterically, the man is a world class comedian.

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Why did the cancerous elephant cross the road? it said WALK.

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A man walks into a bar. [Insert punchline here.]

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What do you call a retarded man? Nothing, because it's inappropriate to call retarded people names.

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A blonde's house is on fire so she calls the fire department and they ask her how to get there. She gives them the address, but they hear her wrong and she dies a horrible fiery death.

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

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What's the deal with airline food? It's nourishing matter that sustains life, provides energy, and promotes growth distributed by flight attendants.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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