One time I was playing hide and seek with grandma but I couldn't seem to find her. I asked my sister for help and she told me she was hiding in the living room on the shelf. I went into the living room but all I saw was a vase on the shelf. Grandma probably didn't know the game was over so I opened the vase to tell her. To this day she hasn't come out of the vase.

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john liked the paper........ so he took it

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Whats gets stiff when you have sex with it? A dead body.

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A: Want to hear a funny joke? B: Nah, I'm okay

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Your momma is so fat that she has really high cholesterol but also an undoubtedly warm personality.

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Dumbledore: Yo mamma's so fat --- her Patronus is a cake! Voldemort: ...bitch!

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why did the baby cross the road? it was stapled to the chicken

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's, Cheese on toast.

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The jets are a good team..

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what do you call a muslim flying a plane? A pilot you racist.

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Why did the boy kill himself? Because he wanted to.

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How do you amuse a blonde? ? tell her to go to antijokes.com ( :

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Knock knock. Who's there? Jeff. Jeff who? Sh*t. Wrong house.

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Covietz has a large penis

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SAY

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PENIS

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Q: Why did Rapunzel fall out of the tower? A: Because she was a dumb bitch.

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When does the Trogdor come? In the Niiiiighhhttttt.

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What did the man do when he went to the toilet went toilet

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from the immigrants.

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A man with Tourettes walks into his Daughter's kindergarten classroom. Fortunately, he was able to control himself and refrain from any outbursts of profanity during the visit.

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What is the longest word in the English language? SMILES: there is a mile between the first and last letters!"

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What does Paris Hilton eat on Tuesdays? Nothing.

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