- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse then a Republican? 9/11.

My mother got hammered last night. We cried at her funeral.

what do you do when you see a 40 ft tall gorilla? WHO CARES, RUN!

gay marriage.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd probably put all the labials, coronals and dorsals in separate places sorted into plosives, nasals and fricatives, with the vowels at the beginning sorted by their relative IPA chartings, to make it more logical and easily attainable to foreigners.

Q: Whats better than ten babies in ten trash cans? A: One baby in ten trash cans

What do you call a female duck? A duck.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Trees are red, Tulips are red, And my garden is red. OMG...MY GARDEN IS ON FIRE

A horse walks into a bar...n

A: Ask me if I'm a fire hydrant. B: Are you a fire hydrant? A: No...

Roses are red, Violets are red, The grass is red, The garden is on fire.

Knock Knock Who's there (five gunshots)

How do you know when your sister's on her period? Your dad's dick tastes like blood

What's the difference between medicine and astronomy ? They're different fields of studies.

Why did the older man begin to walk faster after a black man started walking towards him? He was late for work.

"Doctor do i have aids?" asked the worried 13-year old.

Three blind men walk into a bar but they were unaware of their surroundings so to derive humour from them would be exploitative.

Q: How do you kill a blonde? A: Put M&M's on the bottom of a pool, and tell her to arrange them in alphabetical order. By the time she starts to question this, the poison should be kicking in.

Chaney is a dumb b****

Q: where did the pickle live? A: In the desert

What do you call a brunette between two blonds? Probably their friend. How should I know?

hi

Knock Knock Good one...

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