"did you hear about the midget's self-murder?" "No, what happend?" "He jumped off the curb"

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This is a haiku The second line is longest Hippopotamus.

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It is cruel to want a "sky full of lighters" as, according to the Laws of Gravity, the lighters will eventually come back down to earth and incinerate everything below them.

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Why did the blonde stare at the carton of orange juice? Because she was lost in her thoughts about her dead husband, and how much he loved orange juice.

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What smells worse than an old women's fart? the rotting carcus of a dead baby

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms or legs. Knock knock? Whos there? Not Sally. What did Sally get for Christmas? Cancer.

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Men's rights.

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What did the homosexual say to the purse walking down the street? - I'm a homosexual.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? No one. You have no friends.

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What does a man like. food.

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Nicholas Cage

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How come the twin boys wanted to climb a tree for fun today? Because They both wanted to commit suicide...

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't

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Stephen Hawking walks into a bar.

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What do you call a letter sent up the chimney on Christmas Eve? Black mail !

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why did abby get fired? cause she showed allie anti joke.com!!! :0

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a priest and a jewish guy walk into a bar. they both drink as expected and go home to their families

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Once upon a time there was a prince and a princess. They married as was the social custom of the time, and produced a series of children whose purpose was to sustain the royal bloodline for many years to come. AF

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what did the book say to the lamp? nothing because BOOKS CANT TALK

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This is not a joke.

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so a guy walks into the bar...i forget the rest of the jokes but your mother is a whore.

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what do you call a black person in a electronic store? a customer

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You know what's funny about table salt? Not much.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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